I hope you enjoy it.

And I hope I kept the characters mostly in character.


"You froze my curry!"

"You melted my ice-cream!"

Two figures clashed, shaking the big building, Fairy Tail.

"You'll pay for my curry Gray!" Natsu bellowed as he stepped up onto the table and readied his fists with fire for the attack.

"What about my ice-cream then! It's a puddle now thanks to you!" Gray accused and walked out of his seat facing Natsu, hitting his palm with his fist. A large row of ice spikes shot out from floor, destroying everything in its path. Natsu jumped and narrowly avoided the last of the spikes. He blew fire from his mouth towards Gray but Gray avoided by creating an ice barricade just in time.

"You two should stop that," Said a girl with long white hair, walking around the bar table, "You don't want Erza finding out..."

"Find out about what?"

A tall female walked in through the scorched doors of Fairy Tail, carrying a large sword that could intimidate anybody. She looked at the damage of the guild building and was disgusted.

"What did you two do to this place!" She bellowed as she walked closer to the two figures who were now hugging each other and looking like the best of friends.

"E-Erza, we're good friends!" Gray stuttered, putting his pants on that he had taken off during his fight with Natsu.

"Aye!" Replied Natsu in response.

Erza sighed. She knew these two too well. They would always end up fighting when they were kids. She thought, at least, that they had matured...but guess not.

Erza took at step back and eyed the terrified couple. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. The guild members who had not paid attention when Erza came in through the door were paying attention now.

"GO RUN 2000 LAPS AROUND FAIRY TAIL, NOW!" Erza yelled. The building shook and bits of wood fell from the ceiling. Gray and Natsu, without another word sprinted out the walls of the building, producing human shaped holes, followed by the rest of the wall collapsing.

"I could smell those idiots from far away" Erza sighed.

The white haired girl walked closer to Erza and placed her hand on Erza's armour covered shoulder.

"You don't have to be so harsh to them, we can rebuil..."

Erza turned her head around, swishing her scarlet coloured hair. Erza eyed her for a moment, her eyes full with anger.

"DO YOU WANT TO RUN LAPS TOO MIRAJANE?

"N-No" Said Mirajane smiling as she walked back behind the bar. Mirajane is the only person who can smile at Erza's threats.

Erza scanned the area again, doing a guildmember count in her mind. She realised Lucy and Happy were missing from their usual spots close to the centre of the guild which Natsu and Gray had destroyed.

"Where is Lucy?" said Erza calmly now, facing Mirajane.

Mirajane smiled. She knew Erza would ask. She couldn't help but smile at Erza's sudden change of mood. She ran her hand through her silky white hair and walked over to the job board.

"She went on a job and she took Happy with her not long ago. Maybe an hour or so before you came back,"She said. "She said she needed to pay her rent very soon."

"Why didn't Natsu or Gray go with her?"

"They were too busy fighting over superiority and food. She bribed Happy in going with a fish though."

Erza walked over to the job board herself and briefly matched up the jobs to the ones she saw in the morning before she left. Only one job had been ripped from its place and Erza felt a rush of negative thoughts rush through her mind.

"She took the one about Eleveheart?"

"Yes she did," said Mirajane. "Anything wrong?"

"I think I'll go check up on her," Said Erza turning to face Mirajane. "I don't think she knows enough about this job to do it. Thanks Mirjane." Said Erza as she walked out the guild entrance. She stopped in her tracks and turned around to face the guildmembers.

"YOU ALL BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR YOU"LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME WHEN I GET BACK!" She yelled. Bits of wood fell from the ceiling and the wall that had collapsed when Natsu and Gray had rammed into it, split at the edges to form new cracks on the other walls.

She walked a few steps forwards before hearing yelling and fast footsteps.

"Gray, you only ran one lap so far! Slowpoke!"

"Can you even count? I ran more than you moron!"

Natsu and Gray turned at the corner and continued to eye each other. They did not notice Erza in front of the entrance.

When will these two ever learn thought Erza as she changed into her hardest armour and stretched her arms out to the side.

"You're so slow! I bet old man Makarov can run faster than you!"

"Idiot! Makarov isn't slo...URK"

The pair ran into Erza arm's neck on and fell to the ground.

"You two seem to have a lot of energy, yelling insults at each other." Erza said sarcastically.

"E-Erza...!" The pair said, hugging each other.

"I'll let you off this time. I need you to come with me to fetch Lucy"

"Where did she go?" Asked Gray, lowering the sides of his pants unknowingly.

"PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"

"AH! How the hell..." Exclaimed Gray, buttoning his shirt up. " I didn't realise..."

Erza waited for Gray to finish dressing. "She took a job I don't think she's ready for. We just need to retrieve her."

Natsu looked at Erza before plonking his bottom on the ground.

"Aha! Yeah! She'll be alright Erza. Don't always be Miss Worrywarts!" said Natsu hitting his knee continuously as if he were laughing to the funniest joke he had ever heard.

Erza looked down at Natsu and gave him one of her death stares. Natsu immediately knew the meaning of the stare.

I'll skin you, dragonboy.

Natsu got on his feet and started blowing fire out of his nostrils.

"Alright! After we get Lucy back, you will have to fight me!"

"No"

"Why not!" Natsu said as he punched his fiery fists together.

"Because you are a weakling!" Gray snapped in, sticking his tongue out at Natsu.

"Why you..." Natsu lunged at Gray but Gray dodged.

"Knock it out, both of you! We have to get on a train" Erza demanded but the pair would not listen. "Idiots" She muttered as she walked over to the pair who were eyeing each other and punched them both hard in the stomach. Natsu and Gray both fell to the ground.

That ought to do it Erza thought as she carried them on her shoulders to the nearest train station.

An Hour Later.

Gray woke up, clutching the place on his stomach where he had been hit. The pain lingered for a moment but he eased it by rubbing it. He didn't remember much except that Erza hit him and he knew that if he accused her she would shout at him even more. Better to keep your mouth shut when it's Erza.

"Oh Gray, you're awake." Erza said, putting away the swords she was polishing.

More like you put me to sleep Gray thought, but he knew not to say it. He glanced over at Natsu who was drooling over the cabin bench, not because he was sleeping but from his extreme travel sickness.

"Erza...," Gray started. "What's so bad about Lucy's job that you have to bring us along? You haven't told us anything."

"Well I won't repeat this again so listen well. The job Lucy took was about Eleveheart. It's more like a bounty mission; you need to capture him...or them."

"Them?"

"Yes, Lucy did not know this but it's not only one person. I've heard there are brothers."

"How many?"

"I don't know but I think they are twins from what I've heard on my jobs."

Erza looked out the window.

"We're here Gray. Take Natsu."

The threesome stepped out onto the concrete floor and Natsu had begun to regain consciousness. He wiped his drool with the back of his hand and pulled himself from Gray's clutches.

"Oh you're awake now Natsu," Gray said relieved. Now he doesn't need to carry him.

"Urgg...where am I?" Natsu moaned. He suddenly burst with energy when he remembered what had happened. "Erza! You punched me! That was cheating! I could beat you up if you told me we had started the figh...URK."

Erza punched Natsu in the same place she had punched him before. "So noisy," She said as she watched Natsu fall to the ground. "Gray, carry him."

Lucy

Lucy entered the mansion closely followed by Happy. She had taken a job off the Fairy Tail job board and decided to do it alone because she had to pay her rent. Eleveheart Lucy thought the man that loves women. I need to capture him.

Lucy decided first to seduce him then summon her celestial spirits to knock down the opponent and finally catching them. She hasn't been so successful in her other missions but she thought this one would be right for her because she was good at seducing or at least she thinks she is.

"Haha, a lady," Said a shadow "She looks good."

Lucy walked up the winding steps placing her hand on her celestial keys just in case. Happy was staring in awe at the pictures of food hanging from the walls. Lucy was now on the second floor, walking down the dimly lit corridor. This is spookier than I thought; I wish I asked Natsu to come so he could lighten up the place. Or I would him hold me close so I wouldn't be scared like this. Lucy chucked for a moment, imagining Natsu and her together. But, as if he likes me.

She suddenly became aware of her thoughts and tried to push them to the back of her mind.

"Urgh! WHY AM I HAVING SUCH THOUGHTS!" She screamed as she imagined Natsu saving her from the mansion she had just stepped foot in. "No! I must do something by myself for once."

"Aye"

"Shut up!"

She continued to walk down the corridor until she heard a spinechilling cackle. She turned to face the sound readying her key.

"I'm over HERE girly!" Two hands came from behind, holding her hands back and taking the keys from her while another hand came from the front and punched her. She fell to the carpet with Happy beside her.

Natsu...save me...


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