This is my third,
To last one,
That I have,
That will be done,
Just kidding,
That was for kicks,
This is my third to last,
Made into a script.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't own the Amazing World of Gumball,
Neither do you,
That's all for now,
Hearts From Azaze
*EPIC TRANSITION*
The Carpet (A Carrie x Darwin and Penny x Gumball Story)
Settings: Penny's House
Main Characters: Carrie, Darwin, Gumball, Penny
Minor Characters: Mrs. Fitzgerald, Patrick Fitzgerald
Gumball: Dude, I can't wait.
Darwin: I wonder what Penny's house looks like.
Gumball: What are we waiting for?
Darwin: Let's go.
Lexy: Get in the car!
Gumball: And there she is.
Lexy: I'll try to get there as quick as we can.
Darwin: Cool.
*At Penny's house*
Carrie: Hey guys, nice of Penny to invite us.
Lexy: Who's this?
Darwin: Sorry, I haven't introduced you two. Carrie, this is Lexy. Lexy, this is Carrie.
Lexy: Nice to meet you Carrie.
Carrie: You too, Lexy.
Lexy: Say, has Darwin got you pregnant yet?
Carrie: Huh?
Darwin: Sorry Carrie, It's a running joke she has.
Carrie: Oh. *whispers to Lexy* Almost twice this week, but that's about it.
Lexy: *Laughs* I'm sure we'll get along great, Carrie.
Gumball: Ok, see you Lexy.
Lexy: Later.
*Drives Away*
Gumball: *knocks on door*
*Penny opens door*
Penny: Hi guys.
Gumball: Hey Penny, can we come in.
Penny: Just give me a second.
*Calms parents down*
Penny: Sure come in.
Patrick Fitzgerald: Hello, Gumball, Carrie, Darwin, we are going to be out, so I need to set some ground rules.
Mrs. Fitzgerald: What he meant to see was welcome, kids, right Patrick?
Patrick Fitzgerald: Yes of course.
*Hands them a list*
Darwin: Wow.
Patrick Fitzgerald: That's rule one. The rest are in the attic.
Gumball: *Mouth Drops Open*
Patrick Fitzgerald: See you kids later. And please, please, don't ruin my house.
Darwin: Will do, Mr. Fitzgerald!
Gumball: Okay. Where do we start?
Penny: Attic. Yeah. Sorry, my dad totally disproves of you.
Gumball: Considering my name is on the rule one list in red 34 times I can't argue.
Penny: None of that is important. Except one rule. No dirt gets on that carpet.
Gumball: Should be easy enough.
Darwin: Nothing?
Penny: Nothing.
Carrie: That doesn't sound easy.
Gumball: C'mon guys, it won't be able to ruin our fun.
Carrie: "Our Fun" Usually ends in hurt or emotionally broken people.
Darwin: That's not our fault.
Carrie: Most of the time, it absolutely is us responsible.
Penny: We just, don't stay around the carpet.
Darwin: So then what now?
Carrie: Repetitive sexual activity?
Penny: Actually the first rule is no sexual activity. And your names are both in red.
Darwin: Damn. He's freaking good.
Gumball: So what can we do?
Penny: Sit quietly until they get home?
Gumball: I was thinking more of an actual fucking activity.
Carrie: Let's not get carried away with ourselves. Penny, Is it okay if we go to your room?
Penny: There's no rule against it.
Gumball: Well then I say, we take advantage!
Penny: Woo!
*In Penny's Room*
Darwin: What are we allowed to do in here.
Penny: We can play video games.
Darwin: Castle Crashers 4 player?
Carrie: Game on.
Gumball: I need help, my magic is low-
Darwin: I died, someone revive me.
Carrie: I got you Darwin.
Gumball: Ah. The battle for the princesses love. She's mine!
Darwin: Aw man. No fair, I was low health to begin with.
Penny: I got you Gumball!
Gumball: What no fair! That was cleanup!
Carrie: Got you!
Penny: Shit! I was So close to winning that too.
Carrie: Yeah. Princess! Get wrecked.
Darwin: Well, that just made me betray all of your trust.
Penny: This is not a good team bonding game.
Gumball: I say we stop playing.
Carrie: I agree.
Darwin: Penny? Is it ok if I get myself a drink.
Penny: Sure.
*Walks downstairs*
*Gets Drink out of Fridge*
*OJ*
*Drops it, but quickly drinks it before falls on carpet*
Darwin: Shit! That was close too. Karma is coming out to get me.
Penny: What happened.
Darwin: Almost dropped my Orange Juice. It's fine now though.
Penny: Phew.
Darwin: Let's just not go downstairs.
Carrie: Good idea.
Gumball: Penny, come with me, I have an idea.
*Leave Room*
Darwin: So Carrie, what you thinking about.
Carrie: How better this night would have been if I would have had sex with you.
Darwin: That's sweet.
Carrie: Sorry, it's just stress relief really helps me.
Darwin: Yeah. Stress is an ass.
Carrie: Thanks, Darwin. It's nice having you just be here.
Darwin: And this would be way boring without you here.
Carrie: Really?
Darwin: Yeah. I mean, Gumball and Penny are great, but I hate being a third wheel, and I just think I don't have with them what I have with you.
Carrie: Aw.
Darwin: But I am kind of curious of what they were gonna do. They went to the bathroom, so they're probably making out or something.
Gumball: And done. Darwin, come downstairs with me.
Darwin: Dude, what are you-
Gumball: *Spills cup* Oops *sarcastically*
Darwin: *Picks it up with his mouth* EWW! What the Fuck was that?
Gumball: Dude- it was my sperm mixed with toilet water.
Darwin: Motherfucking son of a bitch. Why the hell would you do that to me if you knew I would swallow it.
*Slaps him really hard across the cheek*
Darwin: How would you like if I made you eat my semen mixed with fucking toilet water.
Gumball: I wouldn't like it.
Darwin: Oh my Fucking god. Why in the name of hell.
Gumball: I was bored.
Darwin: You were fucking bored? That's why you did this. Oh my fucking god. You pussy.
Gumball: Hey, that last comment was personal.
Darwin: You know what else is personal? Your cum- in my mouth!
*Kicks Gumball in the balls then walks upstairs*
Carrie: I'm sad I didn't have popcorn. Or A camera.
Gumball: Aw. That hurt like balls. Shit.
Penny: Now that that is over, who wants to watch TV?
Darwin: Fine.
Gumball: Dude, you kick hard.
Darwin: Shut up, Pussy.
*2 Minutes Later*
Mrs. Fitzgerald: Hey kids! Sorry we're late.
Darwin: Hi Mrs. Fitzgerald!
Patrick Fitzgerald: Hey kids, did you- Do anything to my carpet?
Darwin: No.
Patrick: Great!
Carrie: Thanks for having me over, Mr. And Mrs. Fitzgerald.
Darwin and Gumball: Thank you for having us over!
Mrs. Fitzgerald: No problem kids.
*Leave*
Mr. Fitzgerald: So how was it Penny?
Penny: It was... fun.
Darwin: Later, Carrie.
Lexy: You guys have fun?
Gumball: Course.
Darwin: No.
Lexy: Why not?
Darwin: Gumball? More like Cumball. He made me eat his sperm mixed with toilet water.
Lexy: All part of growing up, Darwin.
Darwin: Gumball, I was tempted to throw up on that carpet and blame it on you.
Gumball: You got me back. Kicked me in the balls pretty hard.
Darwin: That was the highlight of my night.
Gumball: Yeah. Whatever.
*End*
If you,
Couldn't tell,
I'm making more mature stories,
I mean well,
I might come out with some T's,
Sometime soon,
And don't you worry,
Your childhood will be ruined ;)
Hearts From Azaze
(And Shoutout to arrows for pointing me in the right direction)