The Catnip Day
Summary: Kyo gets into catnip.
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Anybody's POV
Kyo got an urge for something. He didn't know quite what it was but he felt it deep in his heart. He got up from his chair and walked to the door into the sun. It was like his body had taken over, he wasn't able to control it. Kyo quickly saw the thing he was looking for. It was catnip. He ran toward transforming into a cat. He started rolling in it purring and meowing with delight. Kyo was getting high. Yuki and Tohru were picking some strawberries when they heard the commotion. They ran toward the sound not knowing what is was. Yuki saw Kyo rolling around like Shigure did when he had fleas. Yuki didn't know what else to do. He started laughing. Tohru joined in. Kyo was still rolling around. Shigure was mad to be disturbed from Kyos cries of addiction. He ran outside and screamed,
"Get off my lawn!!!"
Like a disgruntled old man. Tohru and Yuki stared at him like he was potato chip. However Kyo was engrossed in his catnip and could not and would not be disturbed. Shigure ran in and called Hatori.
"Ha'ri you have to come over immediately. Kyo has gotten high on catnip and won't get off my lawn."
"Okay I will be over in 2 and half hours."
"Ha'ri remember that time in high school where you got a hold of some seaweed. Man those were good days."
No answer.
"Ha'ri you're so mean."
Shigure puts down the phone and walks outside.
"Homies, Ha'ri will be here soon."
Tohru and Yuki looked at Shigure with puzzled looks.
"Homies?" they said. But Shigure had already gone back inside to "work on his novel".
2 and half hours later
Hatori arrives to see Kyo is still rolling in catnip. Hatori went over to Kyo, picked him up by the scruff of the neck, and shook him. Hatori then gently put Kyo on the ground.
"He is all better." Hatori said. Then he left.
Kyo never went toward catnip again.
The end