Disclaimer: I make nothing. NOTHING/cries in corner/
A/N: Just something I wrote to battle the boredom.
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Dashing through Central
As it's burning down
Borrowed Colonel's gloves
Laughing maniacally
Muahaha!
Sirens on fire trucks wail
Ed's sneaking away
Winry yells, "Let's see your ass!"
And Roy just has to ask!
Ho!
Jingle bells
Winry smells
Transmutate an egg
Ed's automail lost a nail
From riding his Mustang!
Gay!