2 NEW EMAILS.
TO: LEONARD HOFSTADER.
FROM: AMY FARRAH FOWLER.
SUBJECT: YOU JUST DON'T GET MY MOTOR RUNNING.
Leonard.
As a starting note I would like to thank you for a pleasant evening last night, although the hokey pokey proved to be not your area ,when it comes to dancing you certainly nailed the birdie song and for that you deserve some credit.
Now that's out of the way I have a serious issue I wish to raise.
You may think that you were being subtle Leonard but I saw all the signs, you're undeniably in love with me.
It would seem the mixture of my excellent spacial reasoning skills, whorish make up, this dang pelvis and of course the expensive wine proved to be a disastrous concoction.
Of course I'm going to have to be cruel to be kind here, so please try to endure it will do you good in the long run.
Just because you were lonely and vulnerable and I was the perfect combination of Madonna and whore it doesn't mean that I'm ever going to ask you to have you way with me. Believe me Leonard the only man who has a shot at that is playing with a model train set right now.
In case that wasn't clear enough for you, I'll put it in Layman terms.
MY BODY WILL NEVER BE YOUR WONDERLAND.
Yours Sincerely;
Amy Farrah Fowler.
TO: LEONARD HOFSTADER
FROM: SHELDON COOPER
SUBJECT: REFRESHER ON LAST NIGHT'S TOPIC.
Leonard just in case the alcohol had impaired your memory I thought I'd send you a memo reminding you that she is still not for you.
That is all for today.
Yours Sincerely;
Sheldon Lee Cooper.