Tuna's Dress up Game

Summary: Sequel to 'Creeper Mukuro'. Tuna was fed up with getting his beautiful homes (made of dirt) blown up by Creeper Mukuro, so his now brain-damaged head thought 'I'll dress up as a creeper and live with them!'. Stupid move... Pure Crack.

Note: If anyone hasn't noticed, I'm a LITTLE over obsessed about Minecraft right now...

Tuna was sitting in a corner, crying his eyes out as he looked at his 52nd house getting destroyed by Creeper Mukuro- so much so that he was now thinking stupidly of ways to either get rid of Creeper Mukuro- or find a way to convince him not to blow up his home...

Or, if he was smart enough, make a house in a tree, but nope, he wasn't smart enough to do that at all. There was many ways to avoid Creeper Mukuro. He got live up high, shoot Mukuro with a bow and arrow, or...

Hell yes, dress up as a creeper and live with ALL of the creepers. How smart an idea was that? Tuna thought it would be incredibly smart to do something like that, and yet... logically, it was just plain stupid to go live in a flock of them that WILL all blow up at once and destroy him. Either that, Creeper Mukuro would come along, sense it was him and then blow up himself, causing the rest to blow up right after.

Tuna was too narrow-minded to think of things like that. Without Reborn being there to shoot him with a hyper dying will bullet (which would be forced to be cube-shaped...), Tuna would never have the opportunity to be smart again, since his friends didn't live here-

Actually, now that he thought about it... How the hell did Mukuro even get here in the damn first place? It this some joke? Is this the future? Had Byakuran warped him to a parallel universe and this was what it was?

Or, duh, think of this Tuna, had you been warped into some dodgy fan girls head and ended up being put in the most simplistic game ever existing? Yeah, something like that sounded about right...

Anyway, Tuna was in the middle of thinking how he would disguise himself as a creeper- and then chose to cover himself in green dye from this cactus he had found in a desert that just happened to be right next to him. He then jumped down a mine, nearly killing himself in the process, and was greeted by creepers that were hissing at him in their strange language.

"Hssss...sssss..." Tuna froze in place, waiting for just one of them to blow up- yet they never did, and he looking quite happily as his now green hair covered his face; only to freeze when he saw Creeper Mukuro staring right at him.

"H-Hsss..." Tsuna remained still as Creeper Mukuro simply shot him a strange look and then left, much to Tuna's happiness. Tuna remained still as he listened to the random hissing, loving his new dress up game as he nearly laughed with joy- but thankfully, he didn't.

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Little Tuna thought he would be happy down here for all eternity, yet, once again, Creeper Mukuro came along and ruined it for him. He jumped back down and then chose to blow up, making the rest of the creepers blow up- which in turn made Tuna go flying and shriek his head off as he fell further underground...

And into the spiders nest. Now poor Tuna was more brain-damaged than he ever was before... and now he was in a spiders nest. Was this the end of our little mincrafter Tuna?

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Nah.