WARNING ……WARNING: BOREDOM ALERT ….BOREDOM ALERT!!
Well, this is just some random idea that popped into my head…..I know I'm not very good at humour, but I thought I'll give it a try.
I always take suggestions and tips !
Enough said, on with the fic!!
Dear Diary, May 20th 2008.
You have NO IDEA how mad I am right now. That's because Mr. Fat Pig (Tyson) and his dim-witted nincompoop friend Daichi started generously showering me with yucky gravy and lasagne during lunch. How wonderful. (Note heavy sarcasm). It was truly disgusting. And just when I wanted to get back at them with a bowl of chilli soup, our cafeteria monitor came in.
"Stop there, Ms.Tatibana" she screeched horribly loud. And that too right NEXT TO MY EAR! Geez, I could've sworn my eardrums had burst. After recovering from a moment of deafness, I turned to look at the source of the high-pitched shriek and explain that they threw food at me first.
Shock. Horror. Was she even human? I turned and saw the ugliest thing ever. She was atleast 5 inches shorter than me. Her nose was the size of a banana (Well not really). But yeah, it was humungous! One eye was way smaller than the other and her mouth was stretched from ear to ear. She opened her mouth to yell at me, and I saw barely 6 teeth. I decided to nick name her as thing.
Eww. Anyway, getting back to story, the thing obviously didn't listen to what actually happened and put me in detention. I am SO gonna get the fat pig for this. I had to spend a whole hour sitting with her…..er, it. Honestly, I'd rather drink a whole bowl of my Grandma's stale oats porridge all morning.
Oh, and as I was covered in food, the school janitor made me wear one of the extra dresses. I couldn't go around the whole day perfuming the hallways and classrooms with a mixture of gravy and lasagne smell. But after wearing the janitor's extra uniform from the Janitor Closet, I'd prefer to wear my dress with the food on it. Seriously, the dress smelt BAD. What does she keep in the closet, a dead skunk? Yuck, after wearing the extra uniform , I smelt worse than Uncle Earl's shorts not washed for a whole month.
Well, that was the bad part of today. The good part was ….drumroll ……the prom's in a WEEK!!
Yay! I'm so excited. Proms are always fun. But the worst part is finding a good partner. Yeah, I know a lot of guys who'd want to go with me, but I really don't like any of them. All these years, I 've been going with random guys I don't even know. And they turn out to be total dorks. This year I can't go with the girls because they all have already found a guy partner. Mariah is going with Ray, Ming Ming is going with Daichi, Mathilda is going with Miguel, Salima is going with Kane and Emily is going with Kenny, Lee is going with Julia, Tyson is going with this blond chick …..and Kai …well, I don't know who he's taking to the prom. But I bet 90 percent of the girls would to anything to go with him. Being a popular guy in my school meant you get a huge line up of girls stalking you everywhere. But they don't realize that he really hates such girls and likes to be a loner. But whatever, I know I'll never be his date. He's just not my type . But I have to admit, and I'm only telling you diary, I think he is cute. Well, who doesn't?!
Anyway, I fell horribly tired. So, Later!
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xLuVx
SMB