Up on the Housetop
Up on the housetop, thestrals snort,
Out jumps bad ole' Voldemort
Down through the chimney without a noise,
Intent on killing good girls and boys.
Oh, oh oh! Who would've known?
Oh, oh oh! Who would've known?
Up on the housetop, snort, snort, snort,
Down through the chimney with Voldemort.
First comes the bedroom of little Nell,
She's tossing and turning and not sleeping well,
From Voldy's wand comes a burst of green light,
The girl is dead, she's the first of the night.
Oh, oh oh! Who would've known?
Oh, oh oh! Who would've known?
Up on the housetop, snort, snort, snort,
Down through the chimney with Voldemort.
Next comes the bedroom of little Will,
Voldy smiles as he goes for the kill,
With a flick of his wand, the deed is done,
Oh, how murdering is so much fun!
Oh, oh oh! Who would've known?
Oh, oh oh! Who would've known?
Up on the housetop, snort, snort, snort,
Down through the chimney with Voldemort.