I like Emo Butt
"When Kagome Sings"
"When Chippy Sings"
Disclaimer : me no own
Ok this just some random thing i thought of when me and my hot emo guy friend we're talking about his Butt.He has an awesome ass.It was based entirely on his ass.and uhh yeah Chippy really doesn't sing she's in the talking but she had to be there ya know she helped me write it.Unedited Probably full of Mistakes.
"Sesshomaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Come onnnnn" Kagome whined to him as she was trying to pull Sesshomaru towards a new Emo CLub known as the Sashou.
"No Such things are a waste of time and there is no point"He told her.Kagome sighed and then decide to just go in by her self and leave Sesshoumaru there.Sesshomaru noticed his girlfriend leaving him and went over to grab her and drag her off.Kagome noticing Sesshomaru coming towards ran into the club.Sesshoumaru growled and walked into the club.It was dark with lights flashing everywhere and the song Never to late By the Three Days Grace.
"Ok everyone we got us singer please welcom Kagome Higiurashi" Yelled out Shippo.Shippo looked at Sesshoumaru then smirked.Kagome came out with Chippy (random person i made up named Chippy XP) and suddenly the Spot light was on Sesshomaru.
"This goes out to My hot emo guy right there Sesshomaru Taisho"Kagome said.
Oh my god
Chippy, look at his butt
Its so firm
he looks like one of those hot emo guy's
Who understands those emo guys
They only talk to him because he looks like a total emo
I mean his butt
It's just so firm
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's hot
Look, he's just so Emo
I like firm butts and I can not lie
You other girlies's can't deny
That when a emo walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a emo for it's your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was firm
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh,Emo I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My HomeGurls tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me some money
Ooh, rump of Firm man
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
he's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying Big butts are the thing
Take the average Chippy and ask her about her thing
he gotta have a firm ass back
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Emo Got it goin on
Alot of Chimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So lEmo's (yeah), Emo's (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even Panda's boys got to shout
Emo's got back
My chippy whippy don't want none unless you've got emo buns
You can do Emo's or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some Chippy's wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And She pulls up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're flat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your Bunnz are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a emo I can't resist him
Red beans and rice did miss him
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So Emos if the butt is round and Firm
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-800-CHIPOLOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Emo got back
Emo got back
Little in tha middle but he got much back x4
Kagome was standing behind Sesshoumaru now and then proceeded to smack him on his ass.After she was done everyone just kinda Stared at her.Sesshomaru was blushing slightly you had to look really close to see.In the background you could make out the figures of Shippo and Chippy rolling on the floor laughing there asses off and it just so happened someone Recorded the entire thing and was now sending it to everyone they knew then some one random guy named Jeff Decided to post it on youtube.
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Totally random and if you didn't get o well and yes i did leave out a lot of stuff but i couldn't change all the words so who cares it was for my amusement i just shared it.