I'll be updating my other story soon, I had this idea and I just had to write it. So here it goes, pretty much canon up until mash-up except Puck never told Mercedes.

I don't own Glee, if I did Puckleberry would be shacked up in NYC right now.

Puck sat, leaning against the bleachers while he watched the football team practice. Finn had been the only one not to quit. "What a chump." Puck thought to himself, he wasn't really Finn's biggest fan lately. He heard a noise behind him but he didn't move, he could tell who it was. "Do you miss it?" Rachel asked while she approached him. "Hell no." He responded, he didn't really care about football at this point. "Well I hope you didn't quit for me.." Of course that's why he quit, why the hell else would he quit? "Why?" He raised an eyebrow and turned his head a little. She started talking about how she didn't think they were going to work out. "It's fine..I was gonna break up with you anyway.." He tried to pretend he didn't care but she saw right through him. "No you weren't." She was right, he wasn't. "Yes I was. You wouldn't even let me touch your boobs." Truth was making out with her was even better than touching her boobs. He sighed. "It's Finn isn't it? I see how you look at him. Why does he always get everything Dammit!?"

He stood and looked at her with anger in his eyes, anger directed at Finn. When he saw her frown he sighed and calmed down. She stood up and approached him slowly, gently she touched his arm. "Noah, I'm sorry ok? I didn't mean to hurt you." He shrugged her arm off and leaned against the railing. "It's not that..I'm fine it's no big deal. I'm used to Finn being better than me. That's the way it's always been..." Rachel sat in front of him. "It's Quinn isn't it? I see you looking at her when I'm looking at Finn...do you like her?"

Puck sighed audibly and rolled his eyes, what he was about to do was incredibly stupid. "Look Rachel I don't like Quinn. Not like that, not ever but if I tell you something can I trust you to keep it a secret?" Rachel was curious but she had to think for a minute. "Yes, yes Noah you can trust me I promise." He nodded and grabbed her hand, he gently lifted her to her feet. "Follow me." He led her to his truck in the parking lot, nobody would hear them there. He looked down at his hands for a minute trying to figure out how to say it. "Noah is everything okay?" He looked up at her and she was staring at him with this worried expression. "The baby, Quinn's baby...Finn isn't the father...I am." A million thoughts came to Rachel's mind, but she did something he wasn't expecting.

She slapped his shoulder and swore, Rachel Berry actually swore. "What the hell Noah? I thought Finn was your best friend why would you sleep with...her?" She scrunched up her face like she was disgusted he slept with Quinn Fabray. He had to admit he was slightly amused by her reaction. "Look Rach, chill. I'll explain everything just don't hit me again." She huffed and folded her arms, but she agreed not to hit him. "Ok so, Santana had just broken up with me and in the process she made me feel really bad about myself. To top it all off I had to watch Finn and Quinn be all lovey and gross all week after that. So I was at this party getting drunk when Quinn approached me, she said something about feeling fat and then she kissed me. Next thing I know, I'm naked and hung over and she's yelling at me telling me not to tell Finn. If she wasn't pregnant I never would've told anyone, she's not my kind of girl." Rachel shook her head and looked at him. "You have to tell Finn."

Puck groaned. "You think I don't know that? The problem is she won't let me help her, she thinks I'm a Lima loser. I don't want her or anything but I love that baby I want that baby to know it's real father." Rachel frowned and nodded while she listened to him. "Ok then I'll help you." He looked at her in shock. "Wait seriously? Well I guess if he and Quinn broke up you'd get him." Rachel laughed to herself. "Yes that's true, but I'm not doing this to get Finn. I'm doing this to help you, if I just so happen to end up with Finn in the end so be it." Puck playfully rolled his eyes and nudged her a little. "Thanks Berry." She smiled and nudged him back. "Anytime Puckerman."

That was a good start Right? :) Hopefully I caught all the typos, please review okay? :D