title ; After Hours
chapter ; The Beginning
characters ; Kyle, Christophe
setting ; After High School in Detroit, MI
rating ; T for swearing, sex references, violence, and general South-Park-ness
disclaimer ; I quite obviously do not own South Park or its characters
disclaimer 2 ; I do own what is written here, so please don't steal it
author's note ; Despite the strange start, this is a Kyle x Cartman story. The first chapter is incredibly short, but it is just an introduction. Set after High School, Kyle has taken a few jobs from Mole, aka Christophe, and moved to Detroit with the Mercenary. Cartman followed shortly after, getting an apartment with Kyle. Past that, you'll have to read for yourself. Obligatory 'please review cuz it'll mean the world to me and if you don't review my grandma wont love me anymore' statement.
Blood dripped wildly, splashing across cracks in grey concrete, seeping into water-starved gravel. Pain exploded in the back of his head, knees crashed to the bloodied pavement. Laughter echoed off sturdy brick walls, jibes and shouts of "faggot" ripped through his ears. Collapsing to the ground face-first, he lay still as blackness overtook him.
Somewhere in the darkness, the voices around him laughed, their faceless hands grabbing at him, their steel-toed boots finding a nice home between his ribs. Pain melted away, floating him into oblivion as he tried to block out the terror the only way he knew how. The faceless fists suddenly disappeared, the laughter turned to angry shouts.
Another voice, familiar this time, echoed. The anger and disappointment dripped heavily from the string of colorful French curses. The sound of fists colliding with flesh accented the grunts and cries of pain. Scampering away, the assailants shouted obscenities, cursing about the "damn French" as they fled.
A shadow fell over his face. Cracking an emerald green eye open through a dark bruise that had formed, he lifted his lip in a half-hearted grin.
Shaking his head, the mercenary blew smoke out his parted lips. "You are ze sorriest piece of sheet in ze world."