A/N1 Reade Phoenix Wright Ace Borrower fiorst
A/N2 Sorrreee Ive been gone gais, ive been ploying pkmn go.
"Well Trite dis will b hard cuz we got everythong on record" sys goduh. "y u haer?" sys phoenix. "cuz im prosekutor in chourt hand i waseent in dis fic yet" sys godot. "oh ur wright".
"anyway wright r u gonna plead guiltry or inocent?" sys udgey. "Inocent obv u fool" scrims wright. "but we all know ur guiltee" sys judgey. "so do i but people r always inocent in ace attorney" sys wright. "damn u wright, just startart" yellz udgey.
"okay den" sys fenix "callal de forst witness in". "haha" sys a guy "u saaid NESS! didu know ness is SANS?!". "oh nu, naht dis joker. werant u in prisooon or somethingkk?" sys phoenix.
"i escaaped" (Matpat escaaps from prison coming soon) scrimed matpat "and ima prove u guilty cuz theories". "bring eet on u fake" sys phoenix.
MATPAT TESTIMONEY
U guilty
U so guilty cuz you owe dem money
Im awesom
"Damn dis is harde" sys phoenix i bettar cheaty. su phonix pulls out his fone hand goes on strategywiki.
"OBJEEECTION MATPAT!" UR NAHT AWESOMUME!" sys phoenix. "dats a gud point" sys udgey "go away matpat". Matpat cri but everybody ignores him. "ur free to go foneix ur innocen..." bu somebody pullus udgey 2 de side hand whispurs in his ear.
"DAMNN FONEIX U CHEATONGK IN CHOURT AGAIN?!" scrims udgey. "uhhhh, i gottad go now" sys phoenix. "wat is moar importants den court u liar?!" sys udgey. "i gotta cathc em all"
TO BE CONTINUDE IN Phoenix Wright Ace Trainer