Harry Potter and the Polka Dotted Egg
AN: I am running on fanta at 1am so this is totally random. Disclamer:would a girl running off fanta and chocolate own anything NOPe
Story yay: It was a regular day for Harry Potter. Dumbledore was teaching him how to find horcruxes and destroy them. One day Dumbledore said "you found all the horcruxes but 1" "which one do I need, professor?" Harry asked. "The polka dotted dragons egg," the older man said serenely. "okay where is it?" Harry asked then asked again "why am I asking so many questions professor?" "The answer to your first question is it's in hagrids hut, he is trying to raise a dragon but the egg is not going to birth a dragon," "why not?" Harry asked, wondering if he had a disease that involves question-asking. "THE EGG IS FAKE BECAUSE IT HAS A HORCRUX IN IT SO HAGRID CAN'T HAVE HIS BABY DRAGON!" by now Dumbledore was in tears and Harry was already on the grounds. "oh well, at least Voldemort will be defeated" Dumbledore said to himself, much to the paintings amusement.
…On the Grounds(with harry)…
Harry was walking past the Herbology classroom thingy when a giant mistletoe followed him. 'hmm it's not even close to Christmas though' he thought and chuckled to himself. He ran to Hagrids hut and ran through the door into Hagrid himself. "Hi Harry" "Hi Hagrid, where's you're polka dotted dragon's egg?" he asked, not bothering to wonder about his asking questions. "Oh right here, she's gonna be a beautiful baby I thinks" "ya, Hagrid, the egg is a horcrux and I need to destroy it" "but you can't it has a baby in there, that's like an abortion" (don't mean to offend anyone, not sure if I am but some people get offended by it so sorry if I am but I am not thinking while writing this). "There's not a baby in there it's a fake egg" Harry said, finally not in question form. While Hagrid was muttering about "stupid cheaters" and "just a baby didn't need to fake an egg" Harry pulled out a bazooka and shot the egg. It screamed and disappeared. Harry brushed off his hand and walked away. As he was passing herbology again he saw two house elves snogging under the mutant mistletoe so he threw a rock at them and said "get a room". When he made it to Hogwarts he heard a wooshing sound and Voldemort was in fromt of him. "Time to die" voldie screeched "Avada ke-" ut before he could finish the curse harry pulled out his bazooka and shot Voldemort. A hole went through the scaly man like swiss cheese and he lay on the ground, crumpled. "yay" harry thought "hmm, I WANT CAKE!" Harry thought again and ran to the kitchens.
The End
AN: once again sorry if you hate it but I like it. I think it is one of my best works (stares at silent crowed) um maybe not. Anyhoo toodles