Oh yehah I rock THREE UPDATES/STORIES IN ONE DAY! Hey so if you've read my other story's then you would know that I'm branching out from invader Zim a bit. So here's a song-fic about how Fez is thanking Kelso and Hyde for screwing up their relationships with Jackie. Tell me if it's kind of confusing because it switches rapidly between Hyde, Kelso, and Fez. Also, BOLDITALIC=LYRICS BOLD=CHANGED LYRICS regular text=story/thoughts/etc.
.When he was seeing her
You could see he had his doubts And now he's missing her
Because he knows he's missing out When Hyde went out with Jackie he was always cautious because he always suspected that Jackie was still in love with Kelso. So when he thought that Jackie and Kelso kiss he did the natural thing and kissed another girl.
Now it's haunting him
The memories like a ghost He's so terrified
Cause no one else even comes close He's a guy that you should feel sorry for
He had the world but he thought that he wanted more
I owe it all to the mistake he made back then
I owe it all to my girl's ex-boyfriend
Even after all this time Kelso still has dreams of Jackie and its killing him inside. No matter how many women he's been with none of them can compete with Jackie he wishes that he never cheated on Jackie with Laurie. He always thought that Jackie didn't have it all until she was gone.
So then, along comes me,
This undeserving mess (undeserving mess)
Who would believe my life
Would be so blessed (life would be so blessed)
Two years ago
He left all that debris (left all that debris)
Who would of known
He would leave everything I need
Fez never had girls hanging on his every word. He never had people laughing at all his jokes. He was foreign, he's still learning things about this country. He still has his stupid little accent. He's still gawked at everywhere he goes. But none of that mattered anymore once he was with Jackie. Everything that Kelso and Hyde left behind was all that he needed.
They're the guys that you should feel sorry for
They had the world but they thought that they wanted more
I owe it all to the mistakes they made back then
I owe it all to my girl's ex-boyfriends
If it wasn't for them
I would still be searching
If it wasn't for them
I wouldn't know my best friend
If it wasn't for them
He would be able to see
If it wasn't for them
they'd would be as happy as me
When she and I settle down you can bet
That he is going to have to settle for less
He's someone that I would hate to be
I got the girl and he's left with just the memory.
Hyde could find someone, or not settle down at all. Everyone knew Hyde was a moving person, never staying in one place for too long. But Kelso is only left with his memories of Jackie; he was forced to settle down in Chicago with his teenage pregnant girlfriend so she doesn't have to take care of the child herself.
They're the guys that you should feel sorry for
They had the world but they thought that they wanted more
I owe it all to the mistakes they made back then
I owe it all to my girl's ex-boyfriends
If it wasn't for them
I would still be searching
If it wasn't for them
I wouldn't know my best friend
If it wasn't for them
He would be able to see
If it wasn't for them
they'd would be as happy as me