Title: Through the Looking Glass

Category: Harry Potter/American McGee's Alice

Language: English

Rating: T Language, Content

Spoilers: Harry Potter Books 1-7, Alice 2: Madness Returns

Summery: The Philosopher's Stone wasn't the only thing to leave the Mirror of Erised that night.

A plot bunny that bit us in the ass.

Read Malice Magic: Redone and that inspired some parts.

Sadly, that's been discontinued.

Most upsetting. Anyways, the first idea was to have Harry actually go to Wonderland when he was about 7 or so…

But the idea of Alice being stuck inside the Mirror of Erised was more interesting.

So without any further ado…

Through the Looking Glass Chapter 1 The Mirror of Erised

"Tell me, boy. What. Do. You. See?" The Possessed Professor said.

"I-I see myself, Dumbledore's handing me the Quidditch Cup." Harry lied quickly. In truth, Harry saw his mirror-self wink and put the stone into his mirror-pocket, and felt the weight of the stone in his own pocket. More disturbing he saw a pale, dark haired woman put her hand on his shoulder, and also felt that but only for a moment.

Use the levitation spell to give him a wedgie. The woman seemed to say.

"He liesss." Another voice, this one as cold and as smooth as a snake, said.

"Ma-master?" Quirrel stuttered.

"Wingardium Leviosa!" Harry yelled showing great precision as he levitated only the Possessed Professor's underwear. 'Wedgie style!' He thought

"The pain…" He said.

Harry jumped through the flames, praying that the potion hadn't worn off. It hadn't.

Even if it had I wouldn't let you burn. The woman said.

Harry dodged to the side and hide just to the side of the doorway.

Quirrel jumped through the flames as well. "Wingardium Leviosa!" Harry gave the teacher another wedgie, this time also banging him against the ceiling.

Make a replica, The Philosopher's Stone is too valuable to leave it alone.

Dumbledore walked through the flames calm as he could be, just in time to see Quirrel fall from the ceiling and curl into a ball and whimper in pain. What he didn't see was Harry turning a vial into a replica of the Philosopher's stone.

Dumbledore stared at the fallen professor, then looked around and saw Harry in the corner. "Did you do this, Harry?"

"Umm… Yes?" Harry said. "I wanted to stop him without causing him to much harm and I remembered all of the wedgies that Dudley gave me, so I used that to my advantage."

As Dumbledore stunned him, a black mist rose from the body, and attacked Harry. A flash of light, both Dumbledore and Harry thought they saw a thin woman swing a croquet mallet at the black mist, and it was repelled.

Harry didn't mention the swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter! He thought he heard.

"Perhaps we should take this upstairs?" Dumbledore said offering his hand to the boy.

"I-I lost the Philosopher's Stone. Harry said seemingly looking through his pockets. "I got it out of the mirror and it went into my pocket, and now I can't find it!"

Dumbledore outwardly looked calm but was thinking, 'Crap, crap, crap, crap.. The little brat got it out and lost it?'

Don't worry. It's safer now than it was in Gringotts or here. The voice said.

"Why don't we go upstairs and talk about this." Dumbledore said.

"A-alright." Harry said weakly, getting up or trying to and collapsing due to the emotional toll that the night had taken.

2 weeks later Great Hall

Harry was not a happy camper. He had missed the last Quidditch game, and therefore the Quidditch Cup, and the Slytherins were smirking due to their major lead in the House Cup.

"Congratulations, Slytherin for taking the Cup once more." Dumbledore said also smirking. "Or I would say that if I wasn't taking recent events into account."

The Slytherins, and all of the other houses, looked at him confused.

"Just two weeks ago, Voldemort" Insert flinches from all houses "was once again defeated." Insert gasps of awe and disbelief

Insert point awardment here.

Insert cheers from non-Slytherins

Three weeks later. Hogwarts Express

"So you'll call?" Harry asked. He hadn't heard anything from the Voice since he got out of the third floor corridor

'I wonder if I'll here from it.' He thought.

King's Cross Train Station

Insert end of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Chapter 1!

Chapter 2 will nearly skip 2nd year.

Just until the actual Chamber of Secrets.

This will take second string to Summon Bloodline.

Yep. On the back burner this is. Rating may go up. Alice is the Voice!

See the cover for Alice 2:Madness Returns box art for visual on what she looks like.

Spoilers for all books and Alice 2: Madness Returns.

The All Hail the Log stuff will take third string.

What?

Meaning I'll post this story before the Log stories.