I'm not sure if anyone as done this yet but if I'm the first yay me! Any away I have kidnapped the Strawhat Pirates as well as the Heart and Donquiotxe Pirate and locked them in my basement. I did this because...Oh! It seems like they are waking up. Let's go see our guests shall we.

" Uggh, where the hell are we?" Zoro groaned as he re entered the realm of consciousness.

" It looks like some sort of basement. But how did we get here? " asked Nami, being the second to wake up.

" Yeah! One second I was kicking Mingo's ass and now we're here! It's a mystery." Luffy gasped

The other Straw Hats and pirates started to wake, accompanied but various groans of complaint and pain.

" What the hell." Law promptly deadpanned. He then eyed Doflamingo. " I bet this is your fault " he growled.

" Me, how on earth could i possibly have the chance to do this if i was fighting that straw hat brat. Also, Mr. Traflaglar if this was my doing, why and how the hell would i bind my crew and myself with seastone cuffs." the bird man snarled.

" It's Trafalgar. I hate to say this but you do have a point. Somewhat."

" I bet that idiot Marimo got us all trapped." Sanji said as he tried to chomp down on a cigarette but to not avail.

" You're probably just pinning the blame for your stupid mistake on me Ero-Cook!" the swordsman shouted.

" Ehhh! How did we get here ? One minute ago we were on Zou!" said Bepo.

" A TALKING BEAR !." Ussop, Chopper and Luffy shouted.

" Sorry." Bepo muttered, bowing his head.

" You don't need to say sorry." Law said to Bepo.

" Sorry."

" Stop apologizing so much !" Shachi and Penguin said simultaneously.

" S-" Bepo bit back the rest of his apology.

" My, quite the-"

" Shut up." Law interrupted Doflamingo abruptly.

" Nami-swan, Robin-Chwan, are you two okay?" Sanji asked

" We're fine." they both answered.

" Ow! What ever it was that captured us must be super strong." shouted Franky

I watched the others argue a little while before introducing myself. This was actually quite interesting to watch.

" Now, shitty swordsman, you're lucky that your little screw up didn't get any of the beautiful ladies hurt."

" Finally, someone has acknowledged my beauty !" Giolla shouted

" Not you. You don't have the curves or smooth skin. You are dango shaped with alligator skin and your face looks like the wrong end of a pack mule." Sanji said.

" Apply ice to burned area. Yohohoho!"

" Sanji, you realized that you just blatantly insulted a woman!" Ussop pointed out

" That's a woman? I thought it was some sort of hairless ape."

Giolla just gaped.

" Don't worry about it Giolla. What we do need to worry about is WHAT BASTARD BROUGHT US HERE!" Gladius shouted.

I decided to make my apperance. I walked down the staircase with my laptop in hand.

" Hey! How can i be a bastard if I'm a girl. Cause if that's so, then you're a bitch."

All heads turned towards me simultaneously.

" It's very rude to be disrespectful to your host ya know." I said.

" Who the hell are you !" Luffy shouted

" I just said that i was your host. Anyway, the names Rouge Spirit."

" Wait so your name's spirit."

" No Luffy, it's Rouge."

Luffy looked at me with a confused expression

" Where I'm from, we say our first names first and our last names last." I explained

I turned towards Sanji. He was having a nosebleed.

" Is he okay?" I asked

" Yeah, he'll be fine." Chopper said, checking the cook's pulse.

" Why and how did you bring us here?" asked Law.

" Simple." I started as i sat in a nearby chair, resting my laptop in my lap and clasping my hands together. " I brought you here to answer some questions, and you don't need to know how i brought you here. That information will live and die with me."

" Answer questions ?" Robin asked

" Why?" Penguin asked.

" For the my enjoyment and the enjoyment of the audience." I answered.

" What audience." Doflamingo asked

" The audience beyond the fourth wall." I said in a mystical tone of voice.

Everyone look dumbstruck.

" What." they all said dumbly

" Nevermind. I'm going to explain the rules to the people you are going to be asking questions for."

" How! There's nobody here you crazy witch." Zoro said

" How dare you call such a beautiful hostess a witch you moss haired idiot." Sanji said.

He then turned to me with hearts for eyes, " I will gladly answer questions for your enjoyment Rouge-swan."

" Yeaaahhh, don't to that. It's creeping me out. You're practically defying the laws of biology." I said

" Anything for you deary~" Sanji giggled.

" BEFORE I explain the rules to the askers, let me explain something to you guys WITHOUT interruptions."

All mouthes that were open to speak closed. Surprisingly considering that was in a room of pirate. The Straw Hat and Donquioxte pirates no less.

" Ahem. People from around the world will be asking questions. I will be able to receive those questions through this device on my lap. Do not ask me what this. I will tell you in my own time."

Luffy put his hand down.

" When i get the questions, I will say the person who wrote and and give the questions to the one it is intended for. You will answer the question. Aloud of course. They will hear you. Trust me. "

" Any questions."

Luffy raised his and asked, " I'm hungry. When do we get to eat." A growl of his stomach followed

" You'll eat when i say so. Now FOR THE RULES!"

" How are you going to get the rules to these 'askers' what are you gonna do. Send a message to everyone in the world on that thing of yours." Doflamingo said sarcastically.

" As a matter of fact. Yes. I am" I stated matter of factly

Doflamingo's smug grin dropped as a started typing.

" I'll read the rules as i go. Rule 1. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ASKS NSFW STUFF!" I smacked the keys so hard that a few got stuck in the pressed postion."

Everyone stared at me bug eyed.

" What. Rule 2. Askers are not allow to ask more than five questions per session NOT per person. Truths and dares included. Please ask stuff rated K-T. I will allow a few rated M stuff depending on what it is. If you are not asking, but telling, make sure it is a constructive remark. That's about all i can list off the top of my head right now. If anything else pops up, I'll make sure to add it to the rules."

" Alright, that's it for now. I'll get your food and you can discuss whatever you want to discuss while you're eating."

I was about to head upstairs when i was called.

" Wait! You still haven't told us how you brought us here, what the fourth wall is or what that device you're using is!" Nami said.

I just smiled.

" All in good time Nami. All in good time," I walked up the stairs

I was very sure interesting questions would pop up and very interesting answers would be said.

All right. That was the intro. Please make sure to review, ask and follow. And for Christ's sake just follow the goddamn rules.

Rouge out !