Hi all! This story is dedicated to my underrated and fav couple of KND, Fanny(86) and Patton(60).

This story is an AU(Alternate Universe) meaning that the Kids Next Door doesn't exist, to go with the storyline of it.

I know I still have my other story Horror Film Becomes Reality that isn't complete yet, but it's almost at the end so I decided to finally post this story.

This was inspired by 'To All The Boys I've Loved Before' yet that doesn't mean it will be just like that movie. It only has a similar concept, like with the letter and the fake relationship. That's probably it though, if there is more I'll explain it in the author's note at the bottom of a chapter. And you can watch that movie on Netflix before you start asking. It's incredible, and let's just say I have a lil crush on Peter Kavinsky, oops... but that ain't important right now.

*I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door and I only own the OC characters*


"Equality." Mr Bradbury said. "It is something that we all already have, yet there are still fights for more of it."

I stared at him in anger.

"But sir, equality still hasn't occurred in the world. There are still several injustices that woman face because of inequality." I stated.

"Lies, woman are just desperate to be better than guys." a random guy in my class said.

I turned to face him. I couldn't see him, I could only see his shadow, and it brought chills down my spine.

"Pathetic." I muttered. "You boys really have the tolerance to say that!"

"Fanny dear calm down, boys and girls are equal." Mr Bradbury said.

I couldn't believe my own history teacher had said that, he should've been able to know all the facts. I stood up in fury and stomped directly next to him.

"That is absolutely preposterous! There are many statistics that convey woman still being unequal to man. As a teacher you should know that!" I yelled.

"But Mr Bradbury is never wrong." a voice said.

It sounded like a girl's voice. I looked around the room, only seeing shadow figures. What girl would say that?!

"Well, for once he is wrong!" I screamed. "Somebody needs to hit you all with facts!"

"I feel as if you need to be hit." Mr Bradbury said.

I turned my head and glared. What did he mean by that?

"What d'ya-" though I stopped talking as I faced a big blue book being thrown at my way, with 'SEXISM' enlarged at the front of it.

BANG!

"Fanny wake up!" a voice yelled.

Fanny was a redheaded girl with crazy curly hair and pale skin. She obtained freckles at the front of her face and emerald green eyes. She was in her high school the biggest feminist, mainly out of hatred of boys ever since she got her heart broken at 13. Fanny was the biggest loud mouth and had a terrible temper, but she is extremely loyal. She wore a matching set of pink Rainbow Monkey pyjamas that morning. She was awoken by her younger brother, by him throwing and extremely large pillow at her face.

"What was that for ya idiot!" Fanny yelled.

"You weren't waking up, so I hit you with a pillow." Paddy stated.

"Well, now I'm going to hit you!" Fanny screeched.

Paddy, her younger brother that looked exactly like her but in a boy version, stared at his sister in horror and ran out of the room. Fanny jumped out of her bed, chasing him.

"Ya should have not done that Paddy!" Fanny yelled.

"Quick, get the water gun." Paddy muttered.

"Water gu- HEY!"

Fanny's other brother Shaunie, who had an extremely similar appearance to Paddy, had came, spraying her with a water gun. Her Rainbow Monkey pajamas were now soaking wet and Fanny was mad, really mad. It was as if smoke was literally coming out of her ears as her face became red with fury.

"Ya two are DEAD!" Fanny screamed.

Paddy and Shaunie dropped their guns and stared at each other with knowing looks. They were definitely going to die soon. They began running down the stairs as fast as they could, screaming with regret.

"Ya can run, but ya can't hide!" Fanny yelled as she chased after both of them.

"Fanny why are you chasing your poor brothers?" Mrs Fulbright asked.

Fanny stared at her in disbelief. They were far from poor. They were constantly spoiled! And they always got away with everything.

"But mum! Paddy woke me by throwing a pillow at me and then they sprayed me wit' water guns!" Fanny whined whilst pointing at her soaked pajamas.

"But that is no reason to chase them around Fanny pants! Now go clean yourself up for school, I'll talk to them." Mrs Fulbright said.

"But MUM!" Fanny wailed.

"No buts! Now get ready." Mrs Fulbright snapped.

Fanny turned around and stomped up the stairs.

"Stoopid brothers of mine." Fanny muttered.

"What was that?" Mrs Fulbright yelled.

"Nothing!" Fanny said.

"That better have been nothing!" Mrs Fulbright said.

Of course her morning started terribly, they always do because of her brothers. It was her biggest regret ever teaching them how to prank, because now it was a daily routine for them to prank their sister. And if it doesn't happen during the morning, Fanny had better watch her back for the rest of the day.

Fanny got up to her room and began getting ready. School was on the top 3 things of things she hated. From the idiotic boys, to the bullying, to the stupid things they were forced to learn, high school was a nightmare for Fanny Fulbright.

Fanny changed into a green off the shoulder long sleeved shirt, with a denim white skirt that hugged around her curves and black combat boots. She let her hair out as usual, her red curls falling over her pale skin. She put a watermelon Rainbow Monkey lip gloss over her pink plump lips, then grabbed her black backpack with ruffles.

She rushed back downstairs once she was finished, to eat her breakfast. Fanny noticed that her brothers weren't down yet, probably hiding in their rooms scared from their sister. She began chomping down her cereal and grabbed her bag.

"Bye mum!" Fanny yelled.

She went out the door and began walking to school. It was very close, so she never drove like her friends did. Also because of the fact that she doesn't enjoy driving so much. She has a car and everything, but she prefers to walk rather than to drive. Occasionally Rachel or Kuki would walk with her, though oddly enough none of them were there.

Ever since Rachel began dating Nigel Uno, their friendship was different. She would barely hang out with her anymore, and Fanny did understand that because they were in a relationship after all. So Kuki decided to step up more and be hanging with her much more than usual. Even if she was dating Wally, he didn't mind at all. Almost every one of Fanny's friends were in a relationship. Rachel, Kuki, Virginia and even Abby. And can you believe Abby chose of all boys Hoagie?! It still confuses Fanny till this day on what she's sees in him.

Finally, Fanny reached her school. Her stupid, cruddy school. It was halfway through the semester and she was already over everything. She walked in and immediately went to her locker, daydreaming about how this cruddy day was going to be. Until it got interrupted when she noticed the most annoying figure right in front of her locker! Just her luck.

"Move it." Fanny muttered.

The boy faced up towards her, his subtle smirk turning into a snarl. He had black smooth hair that was effortlessly messy yet stylish at the same time. His whole body was toned and he obtained a cleft in his chin. His eyes were onyx, and for Fanny she would always get lost in them. He was the average height of any other guys. He wore his signature olive green jacket over a white t shirt, and black jeans.

His name was Patton Drilovsky, and Fanny absolutely hated him. Everything about him drove her nuts, their arguments, the way he talked, his annoying hair, the way he always bit his lip when he was thinking, and when he would bite the inside of his cheek when he was mad, and how she always got lost in his eyes- whoa slow down there Fanny, why are you paying so much attention to him?!

"Where have your manners gone?" Patton asked.

"Oh they were gone a long time ago, mop hair." Fanny snapped.

"Mop hair? Have you seen your crazy red locks?!" Patton yelled.

"Sure, me hair might be crazy, but they're nowhere near as crazy as the fact of how stupid you are." Fanny snarled.

"Takes one to know one." Patton stated.

"So ya just admitted that you were stupid? Man that is even more stupid!" Fanny mocked.

"Oh I've so had it with you, the literal spawn of satan!" Patton scoffed.

"I've been called way worse Patton. So go on, but I'll be seeing ya in hell bitch! And your bratty little girlfriend will be there too." Fanny yelled.

At this point the figure next to him turned to see the commotion. She had long and luscious blond locks, that were obviously fake extensions. She wore a pink strappy bodycon dress with a white fur coat over it. Extra much if you tell me. You could notice her fake tan from a mile away, along with the 50 layers of mascara she wore. She was basically a total cake face, but no one would ever dare say that to her. Because she was the queen bee of the school, Tiffany Richards, and was also the girlfriend of the boy Fanny hated most.

"What is Little Miss Dragon doing here?" Tiffany scowled.

"Isn't it obvious? Your ass for a boyfriend is right in front of my locker!" Fanny yelled.

Tiffany's glance went from Fanny's to Patton's at an instant when this was said.

"Is it so much trouble for you to move Patton?" Tiffany asked him whilst caressing his hair.

"Not at all." Patton muttered.

"Good, then do it!" Tiffany hissed.

She began walking off to the left direction of the hallway, swishing her hips left to right dramatically as usual. Patton looked back at Fanny, not with an angry face, but with a calm one.

"I'll go. And by the way, nice outfit. It's way better than that extra one Tiffany is wearing." Patton said.

And with that he left Fanny to her locker, following after his girlfriend. Nice outfit? Whatever, he's just a stoopid boy anyways. Fanny thought.

Fanny and Patton would always get in arguments together, no matter how stupid it was. But there was no doubt that there was extreme sexual tension between the two during their arguments, yet nobody would ever dare say that to them. I mean, Fanny would rip their limbs off whilst yelling and Patton would punch their faces until they could forget their memory. Even Tiffany knew their undying chemistry, which made her hate Fanny even more than she already does.

But here's the thing, nobody ever knew why they would constantly argue. Did they hate each other(even though there isn't a reason behind it)? Was it because he was dating Tiffany, the girl Fanny hated? Was it because Patton was a guy in general(even though Fanny was a little over that phase and only cared about equality now)? Was it to seek attention? Or was it to flirt with one another? It was the biggest question that people wondered daily at their school, yet nothing would ever be said about it.

"Hey Fan, you okay?" questioned a kind voice.

Fanny turned around to see one of her best friends, Kuki Sanban. She was absolutely gorgeous, and one of the nicest people you would ever meet. She obtained straight black hair that went over her shoulders. Her smile was definitely as bright as the sun, yet she was a little, no, a lot of an airhead. She wore a green t shirt dress with a black belt over it and white ankle converse.

"Yeah, Patton was just being the usual dumbass. And this time he complimented my outfit! What a weirdo." Fanny explained.

"He complimented you?! Oooo!" Kuki said excitedly, causing Fanny to blush.

"It's not like that, he was just being an idiot!" Fanny yelled.

"Yeah yeah, let's go with that." Kuki said sarcastically.

"Anyways," Fanny said, trying to figure out something to change the subject, "where's Wally?"

"He's with the football team." Kuki said.

Wally was Kuki's boyfriend and one of the biggest jocks at the school, and Kuki would always cheer him on from the stands.

BRRRING!

The bell had just rung for the school, indicating that classes were starting.

"Come on, we need to go to English before Miss Andrews whines again!" Kuki said.

And with that Kuki and Fanny walked to their next class to start her already cruddy day. Little did Fanny know that this day was going to be one of the worst of her life.


SQUEALLL! I've wanted to make this story for soooo long and I finally did it. I will be updating weekly for it, soz that it's totally different from all my other stories.

- Don't worry, the other characters like Wally, Rachel, Nigel, Abby and Hoagie will appear soon. Probably in the next chapter(wink wink nudge nudge)

- If you didn't realise, the beginning was a dream loll(stupid one ikr)

- Tiffany is going to be a total bitch in this and she's really important to the story! I also created her if you didn't realise!

- I do realise that there isn't any romance yet, but it's just slowly building up.

And that's all! Pls review and I'll be updating soon!