Karma's a well, you get the idea

by ArlkatThePillowfighter

Something I wrote for my Public Speaking class. After reading it to the class, one of my fellow homestucks came up to me and we started talking about how it was really good and stuff. I think of it as kind of the life lesson you should take from reading it, and maybe something Jade would say. Rated M for the same reason why I wasn't allowed to read it outside of the one class.

Karma's a bitch when you get hurt in a fight.

Lucks' an ass when you roll snake eyes.

Chance is a whore when you get sick.

Fate's a dick when you lose your best friend.

Destiny's a slut when anything bad happens.

But

Karma's perfect when you win that fight.

Luck's your friend when you double your money.

Chance is your love when your enemy gets sick.

Fate's always right when you meet someone cute.

Destiny's beautiful when anything good happens.

This is the view of humanity: ever-changing and unsure of itself.
Don't contradict yourself when you want to blame something,
blame yourself, cause it was probably your fault.
Don't contradict yourself when you want to praise something,
praise yourself, cause it's still your fault.