(A/N: I wrte this in tha stile of Willma Shacespeer. thx 2 mi frend stephuni 4 edit!)
Lelouch and Suzaku
by William Shakespeare
Enter Lelouch
Suzaku appears above at a window
Lelouch:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the dick, and Suzaku is the cock.
Arise, sexy cock, and fuck the sexy dick.
See, how he leans his dick upon his dick!
O, that I were a glove upon that dick,
That I might touch that dick!
Suzaku:
O Lelouch, Lelouch! wherefore art thou Lelouch?
What's in a name? That which we call a dick
By any other name would smell as hot
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like taking over the world"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove hot.
Lelouch:
Swain, by yonder sexy dick I swear
That tips in his cock the sexy dick-
Suzaku:
O, swear not by the dick, the sexy dick,
That sexily changes in its hot orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise hot.
Sweet, hot night! A thousand times hot night!
Parting is such sexy sorrow,
That I shall say hot night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Lelouch:
Sleep dwell upon thy dick, peace in thy dick!
Would I were sleep and peace, so sexily to rest!
sexily will I to my sexy dick's cell,
Its help to fuck, and my hot dick to tell.