Fries Emblem – Iks Joruney
By amela_nekomimi
Ones upon a time there was a place far very far whre ppl fouct wit sords and lances and som of them had axe but others used bows too also some of them used magic and could burn ppl into a rosted firebal. . also were some ppl who were animals but warent' anuimal because the could transform. This place was called Tellus and Tellius was a big place so big it extended beyond over the sea. There loved Ike and his band of Greal mercenarises who wear all freinds exsept for the bitches Titanisa and Mia who not like gays so she them no let Greil mercenaries be kawaiii and love each other because they were gays but no one like them so them beat her. Also was Mist but she no bitch because she liked seing them be gay and also wrote storis. She was first yaoi writer in story and her wrotings were super kawaii. (^-^) (^-^)(~-^)
But then one day another bitch came and she name was Elnicia and she aksed Ike fro help and Ike was pity and help but then black knigt and kill Ike father and ike say:
"Dad I'm sorry you were dead and I will kill black knight and make yiou happy and Mom."
And Dad say:
" No Ike you cant kill black knight because hes powerful general and can kill you with super attack asnd his high defense go live hapy with Soraen and not let that bitch Mia stop you."
And dad Greil died but Ike didn't listen and went and killed blac ,knight and then killed bad guy who loked like ganondrof but had blu hair and named asnard and save tellius but fight wasn't over becaus next year black knight come back as zombie as general Ziwglus but ike kill him and evil senator and Sephirath and women god becase he was ateis and ppl cheer and happy and woman incuding bitch Mia wanted sex with him but Ike didn't care so he went to travel with boyfrend Soren and also took neko man Rnulf. They travel long and hard and meet young neko gilr called Amla who was really beautiful and despit being poor had wearing ecs pensive cloth like tiaras and soks that's reeched up to above her nees and ring and hyg hils and scirt and cape. Amla had lots of very man wanting to be boyfrends but she not want anything because she fall down love with Ranolf. Ranolf also want her so he maried and they were happy ad kept on journey.
Hoever one day big and scray man come and take Ranolf and Siren away and left one that says:
"Commnder Ike and Neko Girl Amla must come to Daragon Gates and save Soren and Ranolf or else they die in very pain!"
Ike agred to go save love one with Amla so they got on hoers and went fast on cuntricyde. Suden, Amla point at thing on the road and says:
"Luk Commander Ike theres something on the rod!"
So Commander Ike went faster to where the thong was but after they got there it was a zombie sqeleton. It itched and held saber high in the air.
"Coommander Ike sorry I kill you so black night pays me good!" The zombie squeleton said with blooody voice.
"But black knight is dead! I kill him with cuts and a catle fall on his head!" Ika said back.
"Shut up humane he live now again as ghoust and is now stronger and I kill you so I get money!"
It prepaered to atak, but Commander Ike got holy sord Rangel out anmd cut zombie squeleton in two. It was not over tough as more zombir squeletons ans some normal purple zombies also cAme. Ike a nd Amla got off hoers and prepeired to fight. Commander UIke slashed zombies with sord and made the ground bloody with thir bodies but he didn't mater to him. Amla also was fighting with magic kniffs and big staff but also used cat claws and turned into amimal and used daarc and whyte magic to kill zombies and zombie squeletons. But then gargayles came with dark evil lances and fly. Ike couldn get to high place where gargoyles was and they were laughing..
"Hhaha, stupid Commander Ike you cant kill us!" The dark evil Gargoyles laughed.
But then Amla use strange ligt powar to make cuntricyde glow and summoon pink spiper rifle from future and shot magical buletrs that hit Gargoyles in brains and Gargoyles fell from hig place screeming. Commander Ike then readied his Ragnel sord and throw it up very high and then jumop and catch it with hands and come falling down with poerfull slash while yeling Aehter. The atak was so power that zombies and zombie squeletoons die on one hit. Commander Ike then turnered to Amla.
"Amla how does you sommoon waepon that killl Gargoules?" Commander Ike asked with confusing.
"It is magical power since I was little kawaii neko gril but now we muts go and our loves are in deepest of trobles!" She answered back to Commander Ike and they got on hoerse and went as faster as they can to the Daragons Gates to save loves.
Are they sukceed. Or fail. Find out in the nextests chapter! Areegato!