1. I am not allowed to switch occupations with my Arch Nenemis.
2. I am not allowed to bust into the Commander's office and make out on his desk. Especially if he is in his office at the time.
3. Nigel and Rockgut are forbidden from giving "The Talk" to anyone for any reason.
4. I am not allowed to wear leather pants and a leather collar to important meetings I shouldn't even be at.
5.I must remember that there has not nor ever will be a Villain-Agent Sleepover at MI6 HeadQuarters for a reason.
6. Prank calling Count Victor von Sova ends well for no one.
7. NO ONE is allowed to leave Red alone with the Queen again.
8. The next person to tell Red something is impossible will be thrown out a window. You should know by now that Red follows no one's laws.
9. Never tell Red to 'get a life'. He'll get one alright: Your's.
Despite really needing one, Red is not allowed within a hundred feet of a therapist. On a side note, if anyone sees Dr. Jackson please bring him to his session with Dr. Richard.
11. Red is not 'The Supreme Commander of All Evil'. Stop telling the newbie agents that if they defeat him in combat they'll automatically become The Commander. The Medbay is already filled with those who tried.
12. I will stop telling the probies that they will have to chose one of them to be a him an sacrifice by Christmas. We do not do human sacrifices.
13. Red is Penguin Enemy Number One. He cannot join The Royal Gaurd even if the Queen wants him to.
14. Rockgut is not allowed to try blowing up people who stare at Red and Nigel a little too long for your liking.
15. Nigel is not to complain if Red burns down his garden after listening to a ten hour rant on different types of Doilies. You had it coming.
16. I am not allowed to dye the MI6 uniforms neon pink with glittery sparkles. The point of the uniforms are NOT to draw attention.