Sexy Lang Syne
(A/N: thx agn 2 stephuni 4 edits! l0lz i dnt spel gud in caz u cant tell bt im tryng)
Lelouch sipped sexily at his drink and stood sexy behind a dick. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel sexy and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how sexy his dick got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Lelouch knew very well why he was at the party: to see Suzaku.
Ah, Suzaku. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his hot dick made Lelouch's heart beat like taking over the world.
But tonight everyone was masked. Lelouch peered sexily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Suzaku. There, he thought, the man over by the dick, the sexy one with the cock mask. It had to be Suzaku. No one else could look so sexy, even in a cock mask.
He began to walk Lelouch's way and Lelouch started to panic. What if he actually talked to Lelouch?
Suzaku came right up to Lelouch and Lelouch thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Suzaku said sexily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the dick," Lelouch said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so hot.
Just then, a hot voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Lelouch's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Suzaku might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Suzaku swept Lelouch into his arms, bent him in his cock, and kissed Lelouch sexily, slipping him the tongue and groping his dick.
Lelouch could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sexily and pulled Suzaku's mask off his face. It was Suzaku! "I knew it was you," Lelouch said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Suzaku said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Lelouch watched him go. He would be right back, Lelouch was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
And then they would fall in love.