LOLA'S HERPICIDE
A short story by Wrathwalker
The Loud House is owned by Nickelodeon.
Lola was finally prepared for her 100th pageant for Royal Woods Princesses. She has never been this excited in her entire life. She rushed to get her makeup, got her special dress, grabbed her dancing rope, and got ready to go. Luan saw Lola wearing her special dress, and asked "What's the big rush, Lola?" "It's my 100th pageant!" Said Lola, "The most important day of my life! I need to win this, so I can get the diamond tiara! I need to get there fast!" "Rush for us! Rush! Hahaha!" Luan joked. She rushed with her pack full of pageant equipment to get there, but as soon as she approached the ground, mud was almost everywhere she looked. "Lana!" Yelled Lola, "Stop spreading so much mud!" "Why? I love mud! Let it stay!" Yelled Lana, "Listen here, Mudstench! I'm going to my 100th pageant, and I don't want you to ruin it with your filth!" "Just go to your stupid pageant. It's not like they'll judge you that your dress is dirty." "Yes! They will! The contestants have to be clean!" Lana just sighed in boredom of even just talking to her. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a pageant to win." Lola said, as she walked away, trying to avoid the mud. Lana didn't even care if Lola got dirty, or if she wins her 100th pageant. All she wanted to do was get filthy, and play with Charles in the mud.
After a few minutes, Lola arrived at the pageant tryouts, and she started a great smile. Lola, full of courage, approaches the front door, stepping on the stairs like an adventure. She pushed open the front door, and shouts, "Get ready to be overwhelmed by beauty, mates, because Lola Loud is here!" Some of the other girls recognized that voice, and saw Lola enter. They gave her angry looks, as in, Lola may have done something to them. There was a 5 year old girl named Alice, and 1 month ago, she was in a pageant, very close to beating Lola, so Lola threw in tacks when she was doing a unicycle act, and Alice fell off the unicycle once a tack flattened her wheel. She's been mad at Lola ever since. Same thing with Amy. Last time she was in a pageant with Lola, she did a singing act, and when Lola got afraid that she had potential of beating her, she threw a hammer at her foot, causing her to scream on the microphone. Amy's parents saw what happened on stage, but the judges didn't. They thought that Amy did that on purpose, so they've all given her thumbs downs. Amy despises Lola to this day.
Lola was at her happiest when she entered the building, and she could not wait to do her acts. There has to be 3 acts for each contestant. Lola picked rope dancing, posing, and singing. The contest has now started. "Ladies, and Gentlemen!" The announcer said, "It is time to start the competition for Royal Woods princesses! Please welcome our contestants: Amy Blossom, Alice Manny, Mariah McMillan, and one of our greatest competitors for the pageants, Lola Loud! And for Lola, this is her 100th pageant! If she wins this one, she gets the diamond Tiara!" The other contestants gasped when they heard the news that Lola could win the diamond tiara if she wins. "We shall start the contest with Alice Manny with her unicycle act!"
But before Alice started getting on her unicycle and performing, she was with the other girls for a meeting. They all promised that they would try their best, and see who would win, but not Lola. They wanted to ruin her opportunity for getting the diamond tiara, especially Amy, who hated Lola the most.
The girls didn't have anything that would sabotage Lola's acts, so they just needed to try their best. Alice starts her unicycle act, and finishes well nicely. Amy then gets called up for her dancing act. Lola saw how well Alice did, so she had a plan. She went behind the curtain to interfere Amy's act. Once Amy continued dancing, she got near the curtain, which was Lola's cue. She stuck her foot out, and when Amy continued dancing, Lola's foot trips her and she falls to the ground. The music stopped as soon as Amy dropped. She got back up with a nervous smile to the crowd, which they applauded anyway, but the judges were bored.
Amy just knew why she tripped, so she rushed her way to Lola, and yelled, "You imbecile! This is the second time you interfered! I will get my revenge. Just you wait!" "Oh give up, Amy. You already know you lost." Lola said. Amy gets even more frustrated when she heard those words. She walks away in anger.
After Mariah's posing act, which went well, Lola came up for her rope dancing act. She danced like she had never danced before. The crowd was cheering, and Lola was proud of herself for getting this far.
After a dozen of minutes, it was Lola's posing act, and she had tons of pictures taken by the crowd, even the judges. Then after a dozen more minutes, it was her singing act, and she sang like an angel. The competition now came to an end. "I think I know who our winner is!" Said the announcer. All of the contestants were revealed behind the curtain, and Lola was at her most excited behavior. Alice saw Lola bouncing like a 3 year old on a trampoline, and she rolled her eyes. "And the winner is..." Lola whispered, "Please be me, please be me, please be me!"
"Lola Loud!"
Lola shouted in excitement and she ran to the front of the stage happily. "And since Lola has won her 100th pageant, she now owns The Diamond Tiara!" Lola is now at her happiest, and the other girls had their mouths wide open, jealous at her.
After the pageant, Lola was picked up by Mr and Mrs Loud. "Congratulations Lola!" Said Mr Loud. "Thanks daddy! This is the best day ever!" Said Lola. Lola hopped in Vanzilla to return home. She noticed that her brother and sisters were in as well, and were proud of her...
Except Lana.
Lola wondered why her parents didn't take Lana with, so she asked them. "Why isn't Lana here?" "I don't think she was interested in congratulating you for winning a pageant. I guess it's just not her thing." Mr Loud responded. Lola then felt dishonored when she heard that Lana didn't care. She was happy, but Lana abandoning her made her feel less so.
Lola and the others have arrived home. Lincoln went back to playing games, Luna went to jam out, Leni starts making a dress, and Lola goes to her room to put makeup on, and try out the Diamond Tiara. Lola looked in the mirror with her new tiara on, and she loved her appearance. "I look perfect!" Said Lola. "You look the same as always." Said Lana. Lola looked at her like she's mad at her, which in fact, she kind of is. "You never congratulated me for my 100th pageant." "So? What's the big deal about some stupid pageant?" "The big deal is that it's for my future! Being a model!" "A model? Ugh. That sounds awful." "Just like how you play with your mud!" "Oooh! Roasted!" Lincoln shouted. Lana then gets frustrated with Lola, and approaches her closely. "You listen here, alright? I'm through with you toying with me like this. I don't give a bloody dump about how important your pageants are, and I certainly don't care about your new tiara. So you keep your dress and beauty away from my mudfest, you hear me!? I don't care!!!" Lana fiercely grabs Lola's Tiara, and slams it to the ground, turning the tiara into bits of diamonds. Lola had been stunned by the sight of her Broken Tiara that she JUST earned. Then Lana walks away in anger as she grabs Izzy. "Come on Izzy, lets go play in the mud, unlike Cinderella Jr. here." Lana exits her room and leaves Lola behind. Lola had never seen Lana so frustrated before, but none the less, her anger creates more anger for Lola. She wanted to punish her, for good. Lola wanted to give Lana what she deserves. But first, she must wait for night.
Chicken nuggets and French fries were for dinner for the younger ones. Lincoln and the older sisters had mashed potatoes and gravy, served with chicken legs and corn. After Lola finishes her dinner, she gets out of the kiddie table, goes to bed, and pretends to sleep until Lana goes to her bed and sleeps. After waiting for at least 12 minutes or less, Lana finally came in the room, put Izzy in his small environment, went to bed, fixes her pillow position, and goes to sleep. When Lola heard Lana's snoring, she takes off her blindfold and makes sure Lana is not awake. She quietly gets out of bed, and sneaks as quietly as she could. She approached Izzy's box, and opened it. She then grabbed Izzy and replaced him with a decoy that was a drawing that was made a couple of months ago by Leni, who apparently is good at art. Lola closed the box, and then quietly exits her room. She then rushes downstairs to outside. Lola then grabbed a shovel, and with no regrets, puts Izzy down, lifts her shovel, and Smashes Izzy. A hint of blood spewed out of Izzy when she smashed him with the shovel.
Lola then decides to remove the evidence, and takes the shovel to dig a hole for Izzy. She starts digging the hole, and no one got up this night. She finishes digging, and grabs the corpse of Izzy to throw it in the hole. She thens puts the dirt on top of Izzy's body to bury him. Then she uses the shovel one more time to remove her footprints from here to the pile of mud Lana caused. She successfully did it, and scraped her shoes on the floor mat to clean her shoes a little. She then goes inside to go to bed, and goes to sleep.
CONTINUED IN PART 2. (Which is the last chapter, because this is a short story.)