Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the camp

Not a creature was stirring, not one hippocampi

The stockings were hung out the cabin's with care

In hope that the Stoll's would leave them this year

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Everyone nestled all snug in their beds

While the Stoll's chose who would fall victim to eggs.

With Chiron had curlers; Mr.D couldn't sleep

because of the soda he'd consumed this week

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When outside there was such a clatter

That Mr. D really hoped something was the matter

Was a camper in trouble? He could interfere

and make sure the camper quickly disappeared

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Sadly, outside all that could be seen

Was an old dude in red; who drove a submarine

He rose out of the water; he must be insane

For he insisted on yelling out so many names

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Mr. D zoned out; though he knew it was Noel

He had no clue who the man was; he just couldn't tell

The man finished yelling, got out of his sub

and promptly fell face first into a shrub

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He didn't move; Mr.D wasn't concerned

Until he realised that perhaps something could be earned

For on the man's back; was a very large sack

Mr. D hoped that it wouldn't attack

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He slipped out the door; walking with haste

Pretending he was a contestant of "The Amazing Race"

For he hoped it was something; not sherry or beer

But wine with a good taste and good cheer

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But to his dismay, there were only toys

The ones that were labeled, for good girls and boys

Even the coal was no intrest to him

Mr. D was really feeling quite dim

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His eyes, how they wrinkled

His dimples, non-existent

His cheeks looked like haggis

His nose like a radish

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In anger he used his vine powers to move

All the presents, he was going to prove

He shouldn't be hre still on probation

And he started to do somhing that would shock the nation

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Into each stocking he placed in with care

A present for every camper who was there

That'll teach them, he thought

To not leave their laundry, they shouldn't have to be taught

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Satisfied he had finished his work

At being a compltley horrible jerk

He pushed the red man back in his boat

To his dismay, it was still afloat

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Next morning, he awoke to the children aglow

Playing with their toys out in the snow

Mr. D had done good, and saved Christmas for all

Better than Santa in a Department mall

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A/N MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!