Bella is a virgin and wants to write a book about the experiences she will encounter working at a sex shop while being a virgin full of innocence that is bound to be shattered into reality….hope you all like my story!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight but I do own this idea hope you all like it.

Virginal Sex Shop?!?

By. Alisha M. Williams

Chapter one: Background

BPOV:

So my hand is shaking and I'm scared to death but I need to push past my fears and insecurities and get on with it. I want to be a writer and this project will be the best thing. Its intriguing, provocative and real. Come on who wouldn't want to read about a virgin working at a sex shop. Now all I had to do was walk into Secrets and get the job. Not like there was a job to be given I had to also convince them to hire someone who no's absolutely nothing about sex. Yeah that's how its real. I had never had sex. And to top it off I was twenty three.

I know what your thinking. There has to be something wrong with me right. I was ugly or social outcast or just a religious nut. But none of that is the deal. I'm pretty good looking, I have good friends and I don't believe in a set religion. So why do I decide to not?

Simple I just do. And I know it sounds cliché but I just haven't found the right man. Okay so I'm going to walk into that sex shop and apply for that job and do I explain to them about the book? Depends on how creepy the person is behind the counter.

Walking in I smiled realizing that their was a woman working behind the counter. Maybe it would be easier with a woman. I walked up to her. She was leaning reading a book and popping her gum bubbles. I guess she somehow saw me approaching and she put down her book faced me and said, "What can I do for you little lady?"

"Well my name is Bella, I was wondering if you were hiring?"

"Not at the moment sorry Hun."

I turned to leave but then I turned back to the counter and said, "Look I really need this job."

She eyed me up and down and said, "Now you look at me you wouldn't want to work here…you look like well a nice girl."

"That's the whole point."

"Come again?"

"I want to observe."

"Observe what?"

"The life, I'm a writer and I want to do a book."

"What's this book about?"

"A perspective on what its like to work at a sex shop."

"Okay I'll bite what perspective."

"A virgin's…" The woman looked stumped so I continued, "Look I'm a really good worker I was ASM at the local video store for a whole year and I'm never late."

"Yeah cause that would be like a miracle right?"

It took me a minute to process what the girl had just said to me and now I was kind of pissed. "That's now funny."

"Sorry it was uncalled for, your hired."

"Really that's it."

"One condition, you give me a copy of your book."

"Of course. When do I start?"

Working here has actually been one of the best times of my life. I have been working here a month now and have observed a whole lot more than I would have ever imagined. I still get a little shy and unnerved by a lot of it but the book is coming along great it's a comedy of course and I have based a character with her permission on my new best friend Alice. She's my age and she works here too. But unlike me she is total sex addict. She likes toys, porn, watching porn and talking about porn. But she has opened up my eyes to a lot of things. I love the 'Normal' regulars. Like these honeymooners that come in and to keep things spiced up they buy a new toy every weekend. We call them the honeymooners but they were married ten years ago…maybe the toys do work.

I laugh to myself as I watch Alice dance around and suggest what porno is the better one to a older man with a beer gut. She had no shame. It really was a shame that they didn't let us work the night shifts together. But I guess they assume that small girls can't handle the drunk crazies at night. I don't blame them but I would really love to get that perspective as well.

I was writing in my notebook when I felt someone standing above me. Hope its not a creep. Please let it not be a creep. I looked up and my breathing hitched…that has never happened to me before. He was the most beautiful man I have ever seen. Not handsome not pretty outright beautiful this man was. His hair was this odd color bronze that made me want to run my fingers through it and his eyes were a piercing green. I've always been a fan of brown eyes but now I'm changing that view.

I don't know how long I've been stairing at him but I better say something. "Umm… Hi?"

"Hi to you to, I was wondering if you could help me with something."

I shook my head and said, "Sorry I was kind of lost in my writing, what is it that I can do for you?"

"Well you see our friend is getting married and we need to throw him a bachorlor party, but we don't really want to go to a strip club so we need to see some things for a party. You have any suggestions?"

I blinked at him than finally pried my eyes from him to look at this friend. Which only made me giggle because the 'friend' was equally handsome and was holding three porno's in one hand like a deck of cards. And from the look of it was only interested in checking out the porno's and not anything to do with this party. "Sure I can help you, but you might be better with my associate she has a little more experience when it comes to these kind of parties."

"Well where is she?"

I looked around and gosh damn it if I hadn't noticed that damn pixie giving me the slip. "Well it looks like your stuck with me. Follow me." I lead the way to a section that was strictly party supplies. "These are quite popular."

I handed him little boob cupcake holders. "Well…it amazes me that people actually think up these things."

"Not so much me."

"It doesn't amaze you?"

"Not at all if you wanna think about it we all think of sex constantly so why not make a living out of the thing that your thinking about."

"Gets why you work here."

"Excuse you?"

"Sorry didn't mean to insult you, or imply anything."

"I'm sure not." I think Alice had this kind of radar because she popped out of no where and said, "Hi I'm Alice can I help you?"

"No I think…" He stared at my nametag which happened to be placed on my left breast, "Bella has done a great job, she suggested the boob cakes."

"Oh those are a personal favorite for parties you fill them with jello shooters and you get to lick nipple all night."

The man's face cracked into a wide smile and I laughed. Never did I expect to love working here as much as I do. Just then Tic Tock came on over the radio and Alice being Alice did a ballerina spin on one food and then flipped into the splits really she was wasting herself here. But I guess I would LOVE this job if I liked sex as much as Alice did. Just then I noticed that this guy's friend still holding his deck of porn mind you froze in the spot he was standing and was staring mouth open at Alice. Finally Alice noticed him and she did a so not Alice move she froze and turned away. Looked at me took a deep breath and I gave her a reassuring smile.

She smiled took a deep breath spinned around and skipped literally skipped across the store towards the friend.

"Hi I'm Alice, can I help you with that selection."

"Umm…sure little lady."

"Umm..Southern lovely, well your not going to want the one on the right too many fake orgasms and the one on your left its all breast the one in the middle has pretty much everything and the actors aren't even half bad."

"You've seen them all."

"Yeah that's my job isn't it. If you want I can show you my personal favorites."

"Only if you promise to watch them with me."

"I had a feeling you would say that, and you probably already know my answer."

"Let me guess you would love to, but not before I buy you dinner right?"

"Perfect by the way my name is Alice, you'll need to know that when you introduce me as your new girlfriend."

"Sounds great now where was that spectacular porno that you were into?"

I couldn't hear them anymore because they went to the other side of the room. "Well that's fucking shocking."

I looked at the bronze god besides me and said, "Nope that's just Alice."

"I meant by Jasper, he usually just brushes off crazy."

"Excuse me did you just call my friend crazy."

"Well come on you just saw that didn't you."

"How about I ring up your purchase and you can go wait for your friend outside."

"Sounds good to me there are way too many penis's in here for my liking anyway."

"Oh are you a little scared of competition."

"Honey their isn't a competition."

"Yeah sure. That will be 10.38." He handed me fifteen and walked out of the store with the boobie ban. What an arrogant jackass. He was stupid, ignorant, and totally full of himself. But why did I get the feeling that I would put all that aside for one more look at him.

AN://So that's my first chapter next Chapter is EPOV what he feels when he walks in and see's bella and his first impressions…hope you like it.