Hannah Montana likes to Eat Fro-Yo
When Hannah eats fro-yo, just gets very excited and wants to eat more. Sometimes she goes on a killing rampage when she doesn't get her Pumpkin Latte fro-yo from Starbucks. Because she is famous, everyone fears her powers in court and backs away.
They slither away, to say the most, since everyone is a snake in Hannah Montana's head.
Hannah Montana is actually Hannah Mondusa.
This is a day in a life of Ms. Mondusa.
"..my acky breaky hertt.." a voice singing comes from the living room.
Soon enough, a reasonable person screams and runs to see what's dying.
"Are you okay?" Mondusa asks the old, wrinkly man on the floor.
"I'm just singing, honeymuffincake," said her father.
"WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SINGING IN MY HOUSE!?" Hannah screams at her father and has one of her snakes lash at his neck and then she leaves angrily to the nearest Starbucks.
On her journey to Starbucks, she encountered her evil brother, Jacuifer.
To be Continued...