Author: *Hikaru* and Zell Bondage Girl
Subject: Final Fantasy 8 {Bad Humour involved!!!}
E-mail Address: *Hikaru*- Hikaru_Rayearth@Hotmail.Com, Zell Bondage Girl- Zell-Bondage-Girl@Another.Com
Another Note from the Disturbed Authors
ZBG: Okay, this is basically just us interviewing the cast of FF8. Each chapter will have a new person to interview.
H: It's kinda funny actually.
ZBG: Yup, so be warned.
H: I feel sorry for Rinoa when it's her turn.
ZBG: -Evil Laugh- Mwahahahahahahhaha!!!!!
H: {All: Creeeeeeeeepppppyyyyyy}
Chapter One: Interviewing Squall
ZBG: Hello! And welcome to Cooking With Mwa!
H: -Blinks- Wrong show, hon.
ZBG: -Sheepish grin- Oh, sorry.... Lemme restart.... Hello! And welcome to ZBG and H's Interviews!!!
H: There ya go.
ZBG: Today, our guest is Squall Leonhart.... Squall?
-Silence-
H: -Coughs-
-Silence-
ZBG: SQUALL!!!!
S: Whatever....
H: Uh.. I guess that will work! How are you, Squall?
S: Does is matter?
ZBG: I guess not!!!
H: Squall, we wanna ask you a few questions, if ya don't mind..
S: Whatever...
ZBG: First off, I wanna let you know... that we have you hooked up to a machine, so that, from now on, anytime that you say "whatever" you will get shocked by alot of electricity, and the theme from Pokemon will start to play on your headphones.
S: Eep..................Dear god... help me.....
H & ZBG: *L*
H: Okay, let's get down to buisness. First off, let's talk about your feelings towards the cast and crew.
S: Wha....Okay.
ZBG: Hehehe, you almost said it!
H: First off, what's your thoughts on Seifer Almasy?
S: Seifer? Um... I don't know.. I guess he's alright..
ZBG: Doesn't he have the cutest ass?!
S: Excuse me?
ZBG: C'mon! You hafta admit it! He's got a GORGEOUS ass!
H: Agreed!
S: Whatever....
-Shock-
S: Ow....
H: Hehehehe, said it that time.
ZBG: Okay, next person, whatcha think of me? You think I'm cute? Wanna go out sometime, pretty boy?
S: I.Think.Not.
ZBG: It's all 'cuz of that slut Rinoa, isn't it?! Oh, you just wait 'till I get my hands on her!!! She's dead!!!
H: Calm down!
S- -Sigh-
H- Okay, whatcha think of... Zell Dincht?
S: Zell's a loud annoying hyper-active dumbass.
ZBG: Well, aren't we just Mister Sunshine today?!
H: *G*
ZBG: Okay... Whatcha think of.... Selphie Tilmitt?
S: Selphie's....loud...definetly loud.. I think she should stay away from the coffee.
H: -Smacks Squall- Hey! Selphie's deeper than that!
S: Ow.
ZBG: Hehehehehe....
H: What do you think of Irvine Kinneas?
S: ..............
ZBG turns and whispers to Squall... Squall shakes his head... ZBG points to the machine and begins to hum the theme to Pokemon.
H: Well?
S: ...............he's.......hot.......
ZBG: *G* I knew it!
H: Hehehehe.
S: -Sigh-
ZBG: Okies, whatcha think of Quistis Tepe?
S: -Gets this faraway look- Quisty is..............
ZBG & H wait for Squall to say something romantic.
S:......................................................... my instructor!
ZBG falls off of her chair. H sighs.
H: What's your opinion on cheese?
S: What?
ZBG: Yeah, what do you think of cheese?
S: I don't like cheese.
ZBG & H's mouth drop open.
H: That's just.....wrong...
ZBG: Totally....
S: -Stands up- And you know what? This is a stupid interview with stupid questions.. I'm leaving now.
ZBG tackles Squall and pins him to the floor, beating him savagely.
H: Heh...well...erm...that's it for this show! Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode!!!
-Pokemon theme starts to play, and the screen drifts out, Squall's screams lingering in the background-
ZBG- A sad attempt at humour.
H: Yup, I never was very funny.
ZBG: Me neither.
H: Squall scares me though.
ZBG: He has a nice ass.
H: Agreed.
Irvy: Stay tuned for the next thrilling chapter in "FF8 Interviews". Who will be interviewed next? -Prays to God that it's him-
H: In your dreams, man whore.
ZBG: o.0
* This ficcie is property of ZBG and H. Final Fantasy 8 and it's characters are property of Squaresoft. We don't know who owns Pokemon, but we feel for them. H is property of ZBG and ZBG is property of the fish. You all are still our slaves. :)
Subject: Final Fantasy 8 {Bad Humour involved!!!}
E-mail Address: *Hikaru*- Hikaru_Rayearth@Hotmail.Com, Zell Bondage Girl- Zell-Bondage-Girl@Another.Com
Another Note from the Disturbed Authors
ZBG: Okay, this is basically just us interviewing the cast of FF8. Each chapter will have a new person to interview.
H: It's kinda funny actually.
ZBG: Yup, so be warned.
H: I feel sorry for Rinoa when it's her turn.
ZBG: -Evil Laugh- Mwahahahahahahhaha!!!!!
H: {All: Creeeeeeeeepppppyyyyyy}
Chapter One: Interviewing Squall
ZBG: Hello! And welcome to Cooking With Mwa!
H: -Blinks- Wrong show, hon.
ZBG: -Sheepish grin- Oh, sorry.... Lemme restart.... Hello! And welcome to ZBG and H's Interviews!!!
H: There ya go.
ZBG: Today, our guest is Squall Leonhart.... Squall?
-Silence-
H: -Coughs-
-Silence-
ZBG: SQUALL!!!!
S: Whatever....
H: Uh.. I guess that will work! How are you, Squall?
S: Does is matter?
ZBG: I guess not!!!
H: Squall, we wanna ask you a few questions, if ya don't mind..
S: Whatever...
ZBG: First off, I wanna let you know... that we have you hooked up to a machine, so that, from now on, anytime that you say "whatever" you will get shocked by alot of electricity, and the theme from Pokemon will start to play on your headphones.
S: Eep..................Dear god... help me.....
H & ZBG: *L*
H: Okay, let's get down to buisness. First off, let's talk about your feelings towards the cast and crew.
S: Wha....Okay.
ZBG: Hehehe, you almost said it!
H: First off, what's your thoughts on Seifer Almasy?
S: Seifer? Um... I don't know.. I guess he's alright..
ZBG: Doesn't he have the cutest ass?!
S: Excuse me?
ZBG: C'mon! You hafta admit it! He's got a GORGEOUS ass!
H: Agreed!
S: Whatever....
-Shock-
S: Ow....
H: Hehehehe, said it that time.
ZBG: Okay, next person, whatcha think of me? You think I'm cute? Wanna go out sometime, pretty boy?
S: I.Think.Not.
ZBG: It's all 'cuz of that slut Rinoa, isn't it?! Oh, you just wait 'till I get my hands on her!!! She's dead!!!
H: Calm down!
S- -Sigh-
H- Okay, whatcha think of... Zell Dincht?
S: Zell's a loud annoying hyper-active dumbass.
ZBG: Well, aren't we just Mister Sunshine today?!
H: *G*
ZBG: Okay... Whatcha think of.... Selphie Tilmitt?
S: Selphie's....loud...definetly loud.. I think she should stay away from the coffee.
H: -Smacks Squall- Hey! Selphie's deeper than that!
S: Ow.
ZBG: Hehehehehe....
H: What do you think of Irvine Kinneas?
S: ..............
ZBG turns and whispers to Squall... Squall shakes his head... ZBG points to the machine and begins to hum the theme to Pokemon.
H: Well?
S: ...............he's.......hot.......
ZBG: *G* I knew it!
H: Hehehehe.
S: -Sigh-
ZBG: Okies, whatcha think of Quistis Tepe?
S: -Gets this faraway look- Quisty is..............
ZBG & H wait for Squall to say something romantic.
S:......................................................... my instructor!
ZBG falls off of her chair. H sighs.
H: What's your opinion on cheese?
S: What?
ZBG: Yeah, what do you think of cheese?
S: I don't like cheese.
ZBG & H's mouth drop open.
H: That's just.....wrong...
ZBG: Totally....
S: -Stands up- And you know what? This is a stupid interview with stupid questions.. I'm leaving now.
ZBG tackles Squall and pins him to the floor, beating him savagely.
H: Heh...well...erm...that's it for this show! Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode!!!
-Pokemon theme starts to play, and the screen drifts out, Squall's screams lingering in the background-
ZBG- A sad attempt at humour.
H: Yup, I never was very funny.
ZBG: Me neither.
H: Squall scares me though.
ZBG: He has a nice ass.
H: Agreed.
Irvy: Stay tuned for the next thrilling chapter in "FF8 Interviews". Who will be interviewed next? -Prays to God that it's him-
H: In your dreams, man whore.
ZBG: o.0
* This ficcie is property of ZBG and H. Final Fantasy 8 and it's characters are property of Squaresoft. We don't know who owns Pokemon, but we feel for them. H is property of ZBG and ZBG is property of the fish. You all are still our slaves. :)