Okay, so I've been toying with the idea of story sequels or 'deleted scenes' for awhile, and I finally decided to start them. This story will always be 'complete' because I don't know how many I'll write but I don't want to make a bunch of new stories just for one-shots. So my husband came up with the title and I won't post anything unless it's all I plan to do with that idea. Not to say I won't add more later about the same story, but it will be a different time/subject. (Like with Princess Peach, I want to write one about Kurt meeting Grand-mère and one about their daughter. That would be 2 separate chapters.)

Also, I screwed up their ages in Skype. Since Kurt was 16 in season 1, he'd be 18 by now, not 17. So Seb is 17 and Kurt is 18. In case you're keeping track of the ages from Skype With Caution.

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[Kurt]

As he parks outside his house, staring at his front door, Kurt tries to think up any excuse he can to get out of his current situation. I doubt Dad's seen it yet... he's probably at work and he doesn't have Facebook... But Carol definitely has, and she'll show him. So that's coming.

The immediate problem is Finn. And Sam. And possibly Puck. Although at least Puck knows about Friday and Saturday, so he shouldn't be too surprised... hopefully.

Sighing heavily, Kurt grabs his bag off the passenger seat and gets out of the nav. Walking up the drive he tries to prepare himself for what's coming. As soon as he opens the door, he's met by three expectant stares. Groaning, Kurt shuts the door and drops his bag by the chair before flopping into it.

"Go ahead."

Puck opens his mouth but Finn glares at him and speaks up first. "What the hell is going on?!"

Kurt crosses his arms and does his best to stare Finn down. "I don't know what you mean. You'll have to be more specific."

Finn glares and points at Kurt. "You know exactly what I mean! How could you cheat on Blaine like this!?"

Huffing, Kurt turns to Puck. "You couldn't have at least cleared that up?"

Puck leans back with a smirk. "Hey! You said I couldn't tell anyone anything. So I didn't. This isn't my fault, princess."

Switching his glare from the tanned boy to Finn, he bites out, "I'm not dating Blaine, dammit! I've told you guys that. Repeatedly. We're friends! Granted, we were pretending to date part of the time to protect his virtue but that turned out to be a very stupid idea."

Finn scoffs. "I think you should have been a bit more worried about your own virtue, from the looks of it."

Narrowing his eyes dangerously, Kurt says, "You wanna run that by me again, Mr. I Slept With A Lesbian For the Lulz Two Years Ago?"

Trying to pull focus, Sam jumps in, "We're just worried, Kurt! We've never heard about this guy. All we knew was you seemed to be dating Blaine but would never admit it, then the next thing we know you're in bed with some asshole Warbler!"

Kurt wants to be offended on Sebastian's behalf... but he's right. Seb is kind of an asshole. Instead he just points to Puck. "He knew about this. He's the only person that noticed how upset I've been lately and asked me about it. Finn, you tried to make me muffins -which by the way, your heart was in the right place, but never again- but you never actually asked me what was wrong. No one else noticed anything at all."

With the new knowledge that Puck had known both boys turn to look at him with betrayed looks on their faces. Throwing his hands up, he yells out, "Hey, no! You don't get to get mad at me! All you had to do was ask him. But it wasn't my secret to tell and I didn't think he'd actually go see the asshole. But I was actually glad to see the post. I was right, Kurt's hot!"

Giggling, Kurt stands from the chair and grabs his bag. "Well, embargo lifted. Feel free to tell them the whole story. Just know that we are dating now, so you'll all have to put on your big boy pants and get along with him. He's picking me up on Friday for a date."

As Kurt turns to go up the stairs, he takes off his blazer and slings it over his arm. That seems to be the first time they all look at his clothes. They're so used to blocking out my wardrobe that they don't notice when it's different...

Sam yelps out, "Hey! What the hell's with the Dalton uniform?!"

Finn points angrily, "Why is your shirt so big?!"

Puck laughs uproariously, "Oh my god! You totally fucked in the dorms didn't you?! I wondered how he got the picture!"

Kurt darts up the stairs without answering any of them and slams the door. As he's wedging a chair under it he thinks to himself, I really need to invest in a chain. Or a padlock.

That night, after Kurt had chased Puck home and had placated Sam and Finn enough to be left alone, Kurt finally gave in and got his webcam out. He'd set his laptop up and left it sitting a few feet away while he worked on some of the schoolwork Finn had brought him.

He was working on the last assignment, with Sebastian mostly ignoring him -except for the random smiles aimed at him every few minutes- when his dad had knocked on his door and stepped inside. He'd left the door cracked for him, knowing that it was a talk he wouldn't be able to avoid.

When Burt steps into the room with a carefully blank face, Kurt sighs. Without waiting for him to say anything, Kurt turns the laptop to where Sebastian and Burt can see each other.

"Dad, this is Sebastian. We've been friends for almost nine months, online. When we met he lived in Paris. Now, he goes to Dalton. He still doesn't know where I live. I met him by accident, through Blaine. He only learned my real name and face after I'd met him. He can hear and see us right now. If you want, I can sign off so we can talk, I just thought you might want to see how I got to know him. I could see that he was a young guy, not a creeper or a pedophile. We got to know each other really well over the summer. I've even talked to his sister quite a bit."

When Kurt finally stops babbling, Sebastian is quietly laughing at him and Burt is staring at him, speechless. Eventually, Sebastian gets a hold of himself and clears his throat. "Nice to meet you, sir. I'm sorry you had to find out about us like this."

When all Burt does is stare at the laptop in confusion, Kurt giggles. "It was weird for us too, Dad. Neither of us had ever made an online friend like this before. It was definitely a bumpy ride."

Burt finally pulls himself together enough to say, "I would like to speak to you alone, Kurt. But first, when will I get to meet him for real? It was... interesting, to get to meet him like this, but I'd like to actually have a conversation with him."

Kurt smiles, "We have a date on Friday, if I'm not grounded. You can meet him then. I'm sure Finn and the guys will want to meet him too and I could use your help getting them to leave after a couple of minutes. Just play the Dad Card and kick them out."

Laughing, Burt agrees. "Fine. Sounds good. You can go out on Friday but you're grounded the rest of the weekend."

Knowing that Burt was only agreeing because he wanted to meet Sebastian, Kurt just shrugs. He wouldn't want to do anything else that weekend besides talk to Seb anyway.

Turning the laptop back toward him, Kurt smiles at Sebastian. "Okay, hun. Gotta go. I'll text you in the morning and see you on here after school."

Winking at him, Sebastian replies, "Sure, babe. See you tomorrow. Love you."

Blushing and glancing up at his dad who now has his eyebrows lifted almost under his hat, Kurt says, "Love you too, sweetie. Bye!"

With a wave, Sebastian ends the call and Kurt shuts the laptop. Setting it aside, Kurt scoots back against the headboard and gathers up his papers and stuff so Burt can sit if he wants to.

As soon as Burt sits, he turns to Kurt. "Okay, so you kept calling him your friend, but then you said you have a date, and you love him. Not to mention the picture we're not talking about... What's going on?"

Blushing again, Kurt mutters, "Damn you, Jeff." Sighing, he says, "Okay, so like I said, we've known each other for almost nine months online. During that time, we were just friends. We weren't like online dating or anything. We didn't talk about things that were super personal. I didn't even tell him my real name. But... I fell in love with him. He's gay, obviously, and he's been out for a long time. He's really confident, and smart, and he's kind of a jerk, but not as much of one as he pretends to be. He spoils his little sister, and he's a good son. He's taking a bunch of honors and AP classes so he can get to law school as soon as he can. His dad is a lawyer, and he wants to be one too-"

"He's god's gift to teenage gay boys, I get it, Kurt." Burt sounds amused, not annoyed so Kurt laughs.

"No, actually, he's a bit like Noah. He thinks he's god's gift, but really he's just afraid of getting hurt. And I did hurt him, accidentally. He liked me and I lied to him. It's a long story, and I'm actually considering making up a flyer to hand out or making a video or something so I won't have to repeat it so often, but basically I lied and confused him and hurt him. The um... picture, was taken shortly after I went to explain it all and we uh... made up."

Shifting uncomfortably, Burt asks, "So now you're...?"

"Dating. We um, were going to try the online dating thing, because I hadn't told him I lived here. He thought I lived in Kentucky. I didn't want to meet him because I didn't think he could like me... I was wrong about that. Obviously. Anyway, that's why I was so upset this past weekend. I thought he'd never forgive me and that I'd lost not only a really good friend, but the chance to be with him. So today, I decided I'd go and apologize. After we cleared up the misunderstandings and told each other how we feel... we uh... decided to start dating for real."

Nodding slowly but looking steadily more uncomfortable about where this was heading, Burt asks, "So... you guys are going out. And you care about each other a lot, love each other. Today... okay. I don't want to talk about this either, just tell me if you guys were safe and I'll drop it."

Blushing and laughing nervously, Kurt says, "Yes, Dad. We were safe. And I'm fine. We were... careful." When Burt nods shakily but doesn't respond negatively, Kurt decides to push it a bit. "Um, probably not right away, because we're just now dating, but sometime soon, it'd be nice if he could stay the night here. I'm over 18 and he'll be 18 in like five months, and since I'm leaving for college this summer, I'd like to spend some time with him before I go."

Burt sighs heavily and thinks to himself for a minute. Eventually conceding that it was a little late to worry about it now, he says, "Fine, but I want at least 24 hours notice. And if you guys are sleeping in here, the door stays open."

Giggling at his concern, Kurt agrees. "Sure, Dad." Like we can't just shut the door after you fall asleep?

As Burt gets up and heads toward the door he turns to look at Kurt one more time. "If he does something to hurt you, I won't hesitate to shoot him. I'm a congressman now. I'm sure I can find some guys to help me hide a body."

Gulping, Kurt smiles shakily. "Noted."

The next day, Kurt tries everything he can think of to convince Burt to let him stay home from school. Nothing works. He should have known that once his father put together that he'd allowed his son to stay home from school and that had resulted in him losing his virginity, he'd never be trusted again.

Now he was ducking from car to car in the parking lot, trying to reach the side door off the gym, the last place anyone would think to look for him. He'd had Burt drop him off so the glee club couldn't mob his truck, figuring that he could just get a ride with one of the guys. He knows that Finn, Sam, and Puck will have spread his story as much as they could over the weekend, but if Kurt can just manage to hide himself until classes start, he should be able to dodge them until after school. Hopefully by then, they'll all just need confirmation.

Kurt had turned off his phone as soon as he'd shot off a text to Jeff. Thinking about it now, he might have been overreacting a bit to text him, You're dead to me. And soon to everyone else, too.

Since football season was over, Kurt ducks into the locker room, locking the door behind him and sitting on the bench. Deciding to bite the bullet since he has nothing better to do, Kurt turns his phone back on. As soon as his phone loads up, he's hit with a massive amount of missed calls, texts, and a full voicemail box. Quickly deciding that he can't be bothered with any of it, he pulls up a text to Sebastian.

To Bas: Hey, hun. I'm at school now. I've managed to dodge the slobbering horde, for now. Soon enough I'm sure I'll be accosted and asked for details. Anything you'd like kept private? So far the only one that knows details is my dad and he'll do everything in his power to forget them.

From Bas: LOL ur poor dad. Na, babe. Idc what u tell ppl, as long as they know ur taken =P

To Bas: lol Don't worry, I've already informed Noah, which was your main concern. No one else will care and he was just happy for us.

From Bas: Lets hope every1 else feels that way. Ok, gotta get to class. See u after school, babe.

After that, Kurt is left bored and annoyed. Kurt deletes all the missed calls and messages and sends out a mass text to everyone in his 'recent' contacts.

To All: Since I was flooded with so many messages, I've deleted everything. Anyone with an *important* message should text me again. Anyone asking questions about my love life with be blocked for 24 hours. Test me on this, please. I need less people in my life.

The only person that doesn't heed the warning is Rachel, who gets blocked quickly. The only other text he gets is from Blaine.

From Blaine: So... am I allowed to ask if Sebastian is 'Bas' or will that get me blocked? D=

Giggling, Kurt concedes that Blaine probably does deserve some kind of explanation, all things considered. After a quick text telling him to meet him in the locker room, but to tell no one, Kurt resigns himself to a very long day filled with way too much talking. Even for him.

When glee club finally ends, Kurt groans as everyone turns to him as one. He'd only gotten out a hasty "We met online last year. Yes, we're dating. No, you can't meet him yet. Leave us alone!" before Mr. Schue had shown up and started class. Now that class was over, it was time for round two. Deciding that the best way to avoid all of this was to just make a break for it, Kurt grabs his bag and runs, full tilt, for the door.

It's only as he bursts out the front door and heads for the parking lot that he remembers... he didn't drive today. Sighing, he turns to face the slowly closing door and the group of 'friends' charging down the hallway at him. So much for that plan. All of my avoidance, all day, wasted.

They'd all more or less heard the story by now but everyone wanted to meet him and were being really stubborn about letting it go. Even Puck had insisted that they should get to check him out and make sure he was good enough for Kurt.

Crossing his arms and glaring at the group coming out the double doors, Kurt shrieks and almost bursts everyone's eardrums as an arm snakes around his waist from behind.

Turning to look over his shoulder with wide eyes, he's met by the wincing face of his boyfriend.

As Sebastian rubs at his ear, he announces loudly, "Damn, babe. I knew you were a screamer but Jesus Christ, never do that again."

Gaping at him, Kurt squeaks out, "What are you doing here?" and turns in his arms to face him.

Seb smirks at him and pulls him closer, leaning back on the railing behind him. "All day long I was getting inane questions and comments from the idiots that thought you were dating 'Blainers' so I cut after lunch. I hung out in my room for awhile before I realized you were probably catching a lot of the same shit that I was. Figured I'd come bail you out."

Letting out a deep breath, Kurt leans in and presses his forehead to Sebastian's neck. "You're a lifesaver. Please tell me you have your car."

Arching an eyebrow at him, Seb says, "Nope. I took the underground railroad. How the fuck else would I get here, babe?"

Pinching him, Kurt maintains, "You might have gotten a ride or something. I don't know, but I left my nav at home so you can drive me back."

Snorting Sebastian nods over Kurt's shoulder. "I'm pretty sure if we attempt to leave before I can be interrogated, they'll just follow us."

Puck smirks. "Hey! He's smarter than he looks!"

Grinning at Puck widely, Sebastian moves his hand down to Kurt's ass and says, "You must be the infamous 'Noah'! And here Kurt told me you were our best supporter!"

Laughing, Puck steps forward to shake Seb's hand, purposely using the one that would force Sebastian to release his ass. Smirking, he replies, "Yep! If he's happy, I'm happy. As long as you don't hurt him, we're good. But the days of him crying on my shoulder over you better be fucking over."

Frowning down at the blushing Kurt, Sebastian releases Puck's hand, not even caring that it's a little sore from the tight grip. "Wait, what? Why does he make it sound like it's a thing. This weekend was horrible, but that was it, right?"

Kurt looks from Puck to Sebastian uncomfortably. When neither seems likely to say anything else with a response, Kurt mumbles, "It um... may have happened before then..."

Puck snorts. "If you won't tell him, I will." Turning back to the taller boy, he elaborates, "The first time he cried over you, to my knowledge, was around when school started. And after Halloween, he was a basket case. What the hell did you think I meant when I talked to you last week?"

Floored, Sebastian pulls Kurt closer, looking up at Puck. "You said he was sad and mopey, not crying! And it wasn't even the first time? Jesus. People that date online are crazy."

Kurt chuckles, hiding his flushed face in Sebastian's chest. "We dated online... briefly."

"Exactly! Who knows better than people who have actually done it. We're all insane."

Puck shakes his head and steps back into the crowd beside everyone else. Sebastian had seemed genuinely shocked and worried that he'd made Kurt cry, and that was good enough for Puck. Finn wasn't as easily appeased.

"Wait! Why was Kurt crying? What did the Warbler do?"

Kurt glares at him. "The Warbler's name is Sebastian, and he didn't really do anything. I was just upset because I thought we were just friends and he wouldn't like me enough to date me."

Seb smirks down at him. "You could have just said 'I was being stupid' because if it was up to me, we'd have been dating months ago."

Kurt smacks him. "I didn't know that! Shut up."

Everyone seems mostly satisfied, if still curious. The obvious exception is Blaine who had been eying Sebastian the whole time like he was a bug that Blaine couldn't figure out. Eventually Kurt gets tired of the speculation and says,

"Just ask, Blaine."

Jumping slightly at being called out, Blaine clears his throat. "I was just wondering why he was hitting on me if he's liked you for months. Seems... disloyal."

It's Kurt's turn to smirk up at Seb as he shifts uncomfortably.

"Well... we weren't dating so I wasn't like... cheating on him. When I first met you, I was pissed at him, but I didn't know who he was. I thought he was with that guy." He nods at Puck. "After we made up, I was just fucking with him. Not Eli, the guy from the internet, but Hummel, Blaine's boyfriend. He did nothing but glare at me and try to set me on fire with his thoughts, so I was trying to piss him off by hanging all over his boyfriend."

Kurt laughs. "He had no idea that what I hated was that Sebastian didn't like me. And that he was hitting on someone else even after he had an 'online boyfriend'."

Raising his hands in surrender, Sebastian repeats, "Hey! I was just fucking with you! If Blaine had started flirting back or agreed to mess around, I'd have turned him down."

Finally having enough of the 3rd degree that he'd fought tooth and nail to avoid, Kurt turns to his friends. "Okay! Bas probably won't be here long, so I'm going with him. You got to meet him, don't text me, don't follow us. Leave us alone!"

Pulling Seb away by the hand, Kurt turns to him. "Where's your car? We need to hurry before they decide you might be up to nefarious plots or something."

Laughing, Seb pulls his keys out of his pocket and uses the fob to unlock the car and turn off the alarm. At the chirp, Kurt turns to him with wide eyes. "A Porsche? You drive a fucking Porsche?!"

Sebastian grins at him before pushing Kurt against the passenger side door and leaning in to kiss him. Just before their lips meet, the taller boy mutters, "Play your cards right and I might even let you drive it, babe."

Biting Sebastian's lower lip gently, Kurt mumbles back, "Later on, when I'm blowing you in it, remember that I loved you before I found out about the Porsche, so it's not just the car. It's just an awesome bonus."

Hit by the mental image of Kurt on his knees in the floorboard of the tiny car, Sebastian sucks in a quick breath. "Get in the car. We need out of public eyes, now."

Grinning, Kurt slides into the passenger seat and waits for Sebastian to walk around. After he closes the door, Kurt smirks at him.

"Actually, I'm pretty sure the guys are going over to Puck's... so if you wanted to see what my room looks like-" He's interrupted by lips pressed against his own.

Thanks for reading! ^_^