I OWN NOTHING!

" rated t and up"

"Demon talking"

"Demon thinking"

"Host thinking"

"Host using biju to talk"

"note there will not be any couples p.s. this rated t and up"

Naruto was headed toward the battle field when just had to encounter his least favorite person Sakura Harano.

Hey Naruto-kun wanna go out sometime.

Now why would i go out with a flat chested b*tch s*ut like you.

I HATE YOU NARUTO-KUN she said and ran away crying.

GOOD he said and turned around to find juubi right in front of him.

Well f*uck coud this day get any worse.

"Yes it could said juubi how would you like to become my host and have all my powers controled he said"

sure why not said naruto.

"time skip naruto is now the juubi and knows every single jutsu, and forbidden jutsu he is stronger than the five great nations combined he brought gaara,madara,minato, and kushina back alive he is a master of all elements including dark, light, demonic, heaven and hell he mastered the espadas powers mastered the powers from DBZ and he is done with the world he was in now so he blew it up and went to start a new life."

Luffy was just about to go to bed when he saw a giant crack in the sky open up and someone came out and landed on his ship and asked to join so luffy said yes and they went to sleep.

next day there was alot of noise going on out side while someone was trying to sleep finally snapped and kicked the door down and said in a some what demonic voice " you guys have two choices 1. keep being loud and i will show you a place worse then death or 2. you can shut the fucking hell up SO I CAN FUCKING SLEEP okay." who the fuck are you they all said except luffy naruto sighs and said ask your captain and wake me up when the navy comes or when it's time to eat goodnight.

just then a cannon ball hits him in the head and there is cheering form the navy wich then goes deathly quite as the air drops to an unbearable degree and the silence is broken by laughter and someone says in a deadly voice " hehehehehehehahahahahaha you fools did you really think that cannonball would hurt me but it did get that unbearable crick out of my neck do you think you could fire it again to get out of my legs then my arms ah much better tha nks for massage navy retarded assholes here let me pay you back "jumps in the air and stands there and says you will regret waking me up now rember my name and know it well for it is Naruto juubi uchia senju uzamaki namikaze the destroyer of good guys espically the navy NOW DIE universal atomic nuke overload cero"

Suddnely there is a bright light and screams of pain.

well my job is done he said and landed on the deck without a sound and got up and said what are you guys looking at.

luffy just says can you teach me please.

sure why not and i will also teach your whole crew.

" And baby cliffhanger."