Many years ago, back when Notch first founded Minecraft, a man appeared from the stillness. His name: Herobrine. Herobrine had quite enjoyed torturing and trolling the players of Minecraft. But soon, he felt lonely.

After setting fire to a villager's house, Herobrine went for a walk in the woods. It was not long before he heard a small crying noise.

"What's that?" He asked. Herobrine followed the sound... to a small crying baby girl.

"WAH! WAHHHH!" Cried the baby. Herobrine felt something he had never felt before: love.

"Aw, you poor little creature. I'm a-gonna take you in. Why, you just might be the companion I'm looking for!"

After taking the small girl to his home, Herobrine needed to make a promise to raise the girl. But to do that, he needed to see the Wither. Herobrine traveled to the Nether and summoned the boss.

"WHO DARES AWAKEN US?!" The three heads shouted.

"It is I, Herobrine. I come to make a promise."

"OH. WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE! THE ENDER DRAGON, HOWEVER IS AVAILABLE." And with that, the Wither disappeared.

Herobrine groaned and went to The End. Endive Dragon was there, sleeping.

"I come seeking audience with the great Ender Dragon!"

Endive woke up. "Yeah, yeah, Herobrine. Stop shouting. Nice baby, by the way. You may make your promise now."

Herobrine lifted the girl, who was now cooing in her sleep. "I, Herobrine, promise to take care of this child. As if though he were my own daughter."

"Then name the girl."

Herobrine held out a diamond. "I will name her... Crystal."

"Then it is done! Crystal Brine is your daughter! Now, if you excuse me, I have to go to sleep." Endive laid down and soon was snoring.

Two years later, Crystal was playing with her father.

"Dada, why do leave every morn' wit flint and steel and a huge grin?"

Herobrine chuckled nervously. "There's something I do for fun, dear. It's called 'griefing'."

Crystal shook her head. "I don't want everybody upset. Can you please not do it anymore?"

Herobrine saw his daughter's white eyes fill with tears, and sighed. "Fine. For you, my daughter." And with that, they continued the day.