Powerpuff Girls: Fight for Women's Rights
It was November in the year 2016 and Blossom could not believe that America had still not had a woman president. Donald Trump had defeated Hillary Clinton and Bubbles and Buttercup were sobbing in front of the TV.
"Now is not the time to feel sorry for ourselves girls!" said Blossom. "Now is the time to spring to action!"
The Powerpuffs got involved in their local women's rights groups and marched on the White House which was now painted gold and called "Trump's Vacation Suite." The silly orange man waved his middle fingers at the horde of angry, unshaved women pooling around his new home. The Powerpuffs emerged. Blossom had converted to Islam and was now wearing a veil to shield her from the corruptive and menacing male gaze. It was liberating to her and she prayed to Mecca five times everyday. Bubbles took a different route and wore nothing but the skankiest underwear she could find at Baby GAP. She had gotten involved in animal rights and killed many Japanese sailors for harpooning whales. Buttercup shaved her head, got many threatening tattoos and started sucking on all of the pussy should get her greedy little mouth on. It was her duty as a political lesbian to fuck as many of her sisters as she could and crush all of the male nuts she could find.
The Puffs shot a beam pure fem power at the Donald but he erected a wall (and his penis) to stop it. He quickly used his power of deportation on Blossom and she ended up in Pakistan. She was forced to marry an elderly goat farmer and reared many children teaching them the ways of Muhammed. Bubbles attempted to pour a bucket of red paint on the the Donald's coat which was made of albino Panda fur and the tears of African orphans. But it was no use. Trump's hair absorbed the blow. Trumpty dumpty then belched holy water on Bubbles and she became a nun. She spent the rest of her life as an anti-abortion activist. Buttercup stood no chance against the Donald's final power, a stream of pure knowledge and respect which POTUS fired from his mighty phallus. She renounced her lesbianism, married a Mormon and spent the rest of her life barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen teaching other fags and dykes how to pray the gay away.
Jesus of Nazareth then appeared because of all the shit that just went down. "This is not right!" he exclaimed. "Something is terribly wrong! And I must make it right!" He used his magic powers to fix the world. Nothing changed except he made Trump's penis slightly smaller so it would be more comfortable and he killed Blossom for being a fucking Muslim. All was as it should be and Hillary Clinton went to Jail. THE END.