One fine day in Bikini Bottom
(title card) Krusty Krab at 10 am
Mr Krabs was snorting Sea Cocaine while counting his money while chanting to himself "hrhrhrhrhr, me money and me special powder" Squidward, who has always known something odd about Mr. Krabs and his obsession with money, got out of his boat-register and said "where is Mr Krabs, he hasn't come out of his office all day" Squidward then saw Mr Krabs snorting Sea Cocaine and called the police. Mr Krabs then said "uhhh, it's me new recipe" and Squidward said "how do you explain the constant flow of boats with hooded fish or how there are few actual customers". When the police arrived, Mr. Krabs and Squidward were still arguing, and Mr. Krabs was then sent to jail.
Spongebob then found out and then he screamed and cried "Why did they have to take Mr. Krabs away, now who is going to run the Krusty Krab?" Then,the new boss, a female clown-fish named Anna comes in and said "Hi Spongebob, aren't you the cutest" Mr Krabs was now in jail with Plankton, who had tried stealing the formula for "lobster tacos" from the new restaurant near Squidville. Plankton said: "Krabs, why are you here" Krabs then said "I am here because errr… I made tainted patties again" Plankton then said"You gotta be kidding me".
(title card) Six months later
Squidward said "I am tired of Anna, she just is way too nice all the time; and what is up with her annoying bands including Arctic Sea Monkeys." Spongebob came in with Anna as his girlfriend and said "This is the best day in my life" Anna said "let's go to the new Shellbucks"
(title card) Meanwhile
Plankton said: "I will sneak out past the guards and Krabs, use my hot dogs to keep the worms away and try to distract them"
Krabs said "Errr. I will" Mr. Krabs and Plankton both got out by bribing the guards. They both got back to the Chum Bucket and Mr. Krabs called a cop.
(title card) Three hours later
The cop, who was Sandy's brother, Felix, showed up. Felix said "Anna, you are under arrest for not following the Krusty Krab's no dating policy". Squidward shouted "Hooray" and Spongebob was on the floor crying "Anna, why did you have to go to prison". Mr Krabs was back in his office, and he now had two armed guards who were lionfish outside of the Krusty Krab. Mr Krabs then was back to his old self as if nothing have happened. Meanwhile, Patrick passed by the Krusty Krab and told himself "I found a sea unicorn", as he had put a hat on the sea horse Spongebob once owned.
The End