Kakuzu survives a life threatening battle, Hidan realizes his feelings for Kakuzu after almost losing him! So he makes a mooooove.

OI, this is my first anime based fan fiction so bare with me people!

So erm, there is lemon, cursing, and yaoi yaoi yaoi. yaoi...yaoi.

Kakuzu x Hidan, if you don't like this kind of stuff don't read - n -

I do not own any of the characters here, If I did...Jashin only knows.

I hope you enjoy! u

I don't know if I'll continue this, this is just a ones hot until I get some feedback or requests c:

"Ah shit!" Hidan growls in a low raspy tone. "Kakuzu is down to his last heart, his dumb ass doesn't like to bring the extras he has saved up. That dumb fuck is going to die on me. Before Hidan has a chance to think about the task at hand a kunai is chucked at him from the enemy.

"Hey you shit face! You wanna throw that shit at me again?!" Hidan screams, lashing out at the shinobi.

Meanwhile, Kakuzu fights off an enemy, knocking their weapon through the dust and out of reach. Kakuzu takes advantage and stomps them into the ground with a single swift kick.

"Hidan, finish up over there. I'll retrieve these hearts." Kakuzu moans as he starts slicing up the half dead shinobi. "Leaf Village" Kakuzu mumbles as he rips the forehead protector off of the young man.

'Oi, that dick is always rushing me.' Hidan thinks as he backs away from his enemy. "Yeah okay, you eat a cock."

"That...didn't even make sense. Ahhh, Hidan you fucking idiot." Kakuzu shakes his head violently.

Hidan finishes up the job by doing another ritual, he gets up and walks over to the busy money grubber with the steak still implanted in his chest. "Alright, I'm ready to go." The Jashinist mumbles.

Kakuzu stands up with his usual brief case in tow, turning to face his partner. "Alright then, let's get back to the hotel. I need to refill my hearts, I'm down to my last."

'Oi, I figured that out, you ass.' Hidan scrunches up his nose at the thought. "I thought I almost lost ya there pal, they had us cooked for a minute!" Hidan exclaims.

Kakuzu ignores Hidan's comment as they begin to walk back to the hotel, Hidan followed closely behind. A few moments of silence after Hidan has made the comment, Kakuzu's mouth opens under his cloth.

"And what if I did die? Would you miss me?" Kakuzu retorts in a joking manner.

"Hah, Jashin only knows I wouldn't." Hidan retorts.

"Mhmm." Kakuzu chuckles. "Then tell me," he takes a glance back at Hidan "why you're blushing right now."

'Oh shit, I didn't even notice that I was blushing! Fuck now he thinks I'm soft on 'em. Damn this moonlit kissed skin.' Hidan blushes even harder. "Yeah right, it's just cold and...I'm catching a fever is all!"

"In the middle of August?"

"ALLERGIES! FUCK OFF MY CASE, COCK SUCKER!" Hidan flails his arms wildly, which causes Kakuzu to chuckle once more. For some reason, that laugh made Hidan feel warm. Like he was alive or something, ha!

"Watch what you say Hidan." Kakuzu whispers in a teasing manner, with his low raspy voice.

''What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Ugh, Jashin help me.''

"It means, if you keep telling me to suck a cock...I might go ahead and do just that." Kakuzu's eyes narrow.

Hidan immediately turns to his partner, his fuschia eyes now wide open. "S-Shut up Kuzu. You pervy old man…" He turns away quickly, now pondering what just happened.

Kakuzu walks closer to Hidan now, leaning into his turned ear. "All I said was, watch what you say and who you say it to, Hidan." Kakuzu speaks in his low raspy voice that rumbles in his chest.

Hidan jumps at the sound and nearly drops his scythe. "JASHIN! Don't fucking say shit in my ear you cock sucker!"

Kakuzu chuckles. "There you go again, watch what you say.."

"Yeah yeah, you fucking creep." Hidan growls as he picks up his pace.

Kakuzu stays behind, finding his eyes flowing with the swift movements of Hidan's hips. Hian feels a hot gaze but chooses to ignore for his best interest. The walk would be long, Kakuzu knew this, but atleast he had something to entertain him on the way.

The enddd...lolol not really.

I wanna get some feedback before continuing on with this!

~Already working on what happens after c:

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