Author's Note: This was just a random thing my friend, Anna, and I decided to do late one night because we were bored. It all started out with us looking at funny Harry Potter icons, and pretty soon we were thinking up of corny pick-up lines. You don't have to like what we've come up with, but please don't trash it. And also, if you have any pick-up line ideas of your own for either charcaters that are already on here or aren't, then just send it to us in a review and we'll add it to what we've already got. You will get full credit for your pick-up line, just be sure to add your username, or, if you're an anonymous user, a name you'd like to go by. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy reading:

Weasley Boys

Bill- I'm no cheapo, but I'd pay to see your bill.

Charlie- I'm no fire eater, but I'd suck the flame from your dragon.

Percy- I'm no fan of pansies, but damn, you really don't have any mercy ;)

Fred and George- They say two HEADS are better than one? How bout we go to my room and see if that's true?

Ron- My my, if your blush is that fierce, then I bet you've got one stiff weasel ;)

The Oldies

Remus Lupin- It's not the moon that's making me howl, it's the sight of your wolfs bane.

Sirius- Once you go Black, you never go back.

Severus Snape- Hey, I hear you like to get down and dirty...how about getting down and dirty on me?

Filch- Filthy filch, the sight of your Norris makes me flinch.

Rubius Hagrid- I bet you know how to rub them good.

Dumbledore- You've got me begging for more with the way you've been banging me against the door!

Lucius- Lucius, if your hotdog is as luscious as it looks, then I wouldn't mind a taste.

Voldemort- I'm not focused on the You-Know-Who but the You-Know-What.

I don't speak Parseltongue, but you can unleash your basilisk on me any day.

Our Favourite Two Hogwarts Boys

Draco- Never tickles a sleeping dragon ey? If I tickled your dragon, would you use it to punish me?

Draco babe, you see these bondage, baby I'm your slave. I'll let you jinx me if I misbehave; it's just that no one's ever made me scream this way.

Harry- If you let me ride your Firebolt, I promise I'll polish it up nice for you.