AN: So this is an idea I have had in my head for a while now and I thought it was time to actually publish some of these little sketches I had been playing around in my head.

-RS

BestCelestialMage added gymlad, DemonslayerXx7634xX, princess, graysmellslikeshit, SexyBlueBeast and PrettyLittleThings to the chat.

BestCelestialMage: Hey team! Welcome to the group chat! Thought this would be great for talking to each other for missions and stuff 3

DemonslayerXx7634xX: What a great idea, Lucy!

gymlad: why the fck does ur name sound like a 12 yr old

DemonslayerXx7634xX: Why are you typing like an animal?

SexyBlueBeast: happy iz finding that offenzive. uz animalz type better thun that

DemonslayerXx7634xX: You're not getting your point across very well.

princess: I apologise to be the same species as that animal, Erza.

BestCelestialMage: As I was saying, this is perfect for talking. about. missions.

gymlad: does laxus find the angry side of u attractive? is that what kinky shit ur into i bet sparky loves stuff like tht

DemonslayerXx7634xX: I did have a great idea for our next job this morning, however, when browsing through the jobs on the board at the guild. It shouldn't be too challenging but it's going to take a while to travel there. I will post the details if you're interested.

BestCelestialMage kicked gymlad out of the chat.

PrettyLittleThings: Oh dear, a fight already?

graysmellslikeshit: hes being a dick

graysmellslikeshit: hes always being a dick

graysmellslikeshit: its his nature

SexyBlueBeast: happy iz agreeingz

graysmellslikeshit: but srsly, are you into that kinky stuff lucy

BestCelestialMage added LightningPussySlayer to the chat.

LightningPussySlayer: i will fucking kill you

graysmellslikeshit: you wnna go

graysmellslikeshit: i

graysmellslikeshit: will

graysmellslikeshit: fuck

graysmellslikeshit: you

LightningPussySlayer: in the ass

graysmellslikeshit: up

graysmellslikeshit: wait what

LightningPussySlayer: you just got played

graysmellslikeshit kicked LightningPussySlayer out of the chat.

DemonslayerXx7634xX: Well I'm glad you're all showing some interest in the job.

SexyBlueBeast: i cba

graysmellslikeshit: im not travelling

BestCelestialMage: I have stuff booked in all this week

SexyBlueBeast: happy thinkz that stuff bein booked in means that she iz doing the dirty with laxuz

BestCelestialMage: I hate you all.

DemonslayerXx7634xX: Did I mention the reward is 2 million jewels?

BestCelestialMage: IT'S HOW MUCH? With that much money I wouldn't have to work for weeks!

graysmellslikeshit: ill get over the travel sickness

SexyBlueBeast: i iz in

princess: Wendy and I shall do it.

DemonslayerXx7634xX: That's what I thought.

SexyBlueBeast: happy feelz like we just got played

Some time later on private message to Natsu...

gymlad: natsu...

graysmellslikeshit: what?

gymlad: can u add me 2 the chat?

graysmellslikeshit: no

graysmellslikeshit: go fuck yourself