Unrelated Quotations: The Story

by UnrelatedWizards

So here's the deal. I take random quotations from our roleplay, list them, and my fellow Unrelated Wizards have to make a story using only the words in them. We'll continue until the story is through. Complicated? Maybe. Will it be fun? Yeah.

THE RULES

Okay, here's the deal. This will be a random, complicated story, with a lot of rules. Here's how it works!

1) I will hand-picked twenty random comments from our role-playing chat (the most out-of-place ones possible) with no profanity.

2) I will list them here, which is sure to be entertaining. Our stuff is bizarre enough in context, I can't imagine what it will be like out of context.

3) Using ONLY words from those twenty random comments, a story will be written by one of your very own Unrelated Wizards. Each word can be used only ONCE for every time it appears. ALL words must be used. I'll start it out.

4) At the end of every chapter, the author of that chapter will tag another person to continue the story in the next chapter. We will continue this until the story is finished.

5) After receiving the assigned comments from me, the person will have exactly one week to post their chapter. The punishment for failing to comply with this has yet to be decided.

The story is to make as MUCH SENSE AS POSSIBLE. At the end of the story, we shall all celebrate with IML, brownies, and merriment.

Let the madness begin!

P. S. This is Ginny, by the way. I will start the story in the next chapter.