Author Commentary; So, this is basically me going through some short scenes for Hetalia that don't have a plot/story-line other than this. Yeah, in a nutshell, they're my aborted brain-babies.
Characters/Pairs; Canada, America, England, suggested FrUK, ensemble
Rating; K+
Warnings; Some suggestive humour
Disclaimer; I don't own Hetalia.
It was another regular day at the World Summit. America had rambled out ridiculous ideas for a good thirty minutes, England and France had ended up fighting (then having make up sex in a utility closet during break, very loud make up sex), Germany took over when things got out of hand, and they broke for lunch when Italy began whining about pasta. Normal.
"I don't understand why no one likes my ideas. They're awesome." America whined to Canada and a very dishevelled England as they began to re-gather in the meeting room.
"Alfred, the ideas that are formed in your brain and come out of your mouth are completely idiotic." England growled.
America scowled and waved his arms about, "But I'm good at talking! You said so yourself."
England rolled his eyes, "Being good at talking isn't necessarily a good thing. Adolf Hitler was a good talker, and look where that landed the world. Smack dab in the middle of another war."
America raised an eyebrow, "You think that that's where I'll end up?"
"No, I don't think you'll go on a mass-murdering psychotic rampage. I was just pointing out that being good at using your mouth doesn't have to be a good thing." England said.
America went back to flailing his arms, "But I'm good at using my mouth and I'm a hero!"
Canada, fed up with the conversation, sighed and said as the last of the people walked through the door, "Alfred, the only time you're good at using your mouth is when you're on your knees."
And of course, everyone in the room heard it.
At first their was only silence, but then, from the far corner of the room, came a little giggle. The giggle acted as a catalyst and soon everyone in the room was falling over with laughter.
"Ahahahah! Oh God! That was too priceless!" Denmark howled. He thumped Canada on the back, "Nice one kid! Ahahahaha!"
Japan was (unsuccessfully) trying to stifle his laughter behind his hand, "T-that was pretty funny." he said between little bubbles of laughter.
America flushed red, "H-hey! That's not funny!"
Russia, who was still red in the face from his own giggle-fit clapped America on the shoulder, "Oh but it was, da? Otherwise no one would be laughing."
America growled and turned to Canada, shaking off Russia's hand as he did so, "Why did you have to say that!?"
Canada, grinning madly, said, "Cause I'm the 'hero's brother, and everyone knows that little brothers have to make their older brother's life hell."
"I hate you."
"Love you too, bro."
"You suck."
"I think we just established to the world that you 'sucked'."
"GAH!"
Author Commentary; Oh Alfred, you just make it so easy.
So, I'll have more snippets like this for you when I find the time to write them (right now I have to get ready for bed). Until then, please enjoy this and my other stories.
Tschüss.