3rd ff! big thx 2 chris3169512 4 editin. hopin 2 make this at least 5 chap. most characters OOC. sry iono how luna acts. i dont read ze manga :D
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Translantion Disclaimer: me no own Gakuen Alice
Luna Koizumi arrived at school, five minutes before the bell. She posed, shifting most of her weight on to her right foot, and took off her huge, black, designer sunglasses. Glancing around haughtily, Luna flipped her sun kissed hair and began to make her way towards a group.
Mikan, Natsume, Koko, Sumire, Ruka, Yuu, Anna, and Nonoko were all laughing out loud cheerily.
"Do you remember when I put itching powder in Tsubasa's pants?" Koko joked.
Mikan giggled, "He jumped around, howling the entire class time. I've never seen Persona so amused!"
The group burst into laughter, occasionally imitating Tsubasa's itchy, ridiculous dance around the classroom.
Luna reached the guffawing gang, "What are you guys talking about?"
"Nothing you would know about," Natsume sneered, peeved that Luna just had to come and ruin their great mood.
Luna placed her hands on her hips, frowning, "Why wouldn't I? I bet I have more humor that all you chowder heads put together."
They chortled at the absurdity of this statement.
"Well then, since you know so much about pranks, humor, and such," Sumire challenged, "I dare you to play a prank on Hotaru."
An audience had been gathering when they saw Luna approaching the group. They all cheered and whooped, agreeing with the dare.
Under peer pressure, Luna snapped, "Fine. She'll have been pranked by next week and you can bet it'll be a good one."
Sumire and Luna spit on their hands and shook, sealing the deal.
Luna stalked off while Sumire skipped back towards the group, "She has no idea what she got herself into."
All of them except Natsume fell to the ground, clutching their stomachs in pain with watery tears in their eyes.
The notoriously loud bell rang and class commenced.
At the last second, Hotaru arrived at the scene, "Did I miss anything?"
As if rehearsed, her posse grinned, "Nothing."
They skipped to class with Hotaru making a mental note to find out what her friends were hiding.
"All right you hooligans," Jinno barked, "get into groups of nine or ten. Study, analyze, and identify these three tissue specimens."
Instinctively, Mikan, Natsume, Hotaru, Ruka, Sumire, Koko, Yuu, Anna, and Nonoko gathered at one of the several lab stations.
"Mikan and Sumire, go get the specimens from Jinno. Natsume, Ruka, and Koko, test the equipment," as the science nerd, Hotaru assigned everyone a task, "Anna, Nonoko, and Yuu, take notes."
The group nodded and walked away.
Once she received a frog skin specimen, Sumire immediately began making comments, "Ewww. This reeks."
"Really? It doesn't smell that bad, almost good," MIkan sniffed the dark brown, leathery tissue, "Should we tell Hotaru about the dare?"
Sumire wrinkled her nose in disgust and dismissively flung the tissue at a surprised Koko's face, "Are you crazy?"
"I don't know…"
"That was a rhetorical question by the way."
"So why shouldn't we tell her?"
"Just watch. It'll be hilarious."
Mikan seemed to be content with this explanation and went back to collecting a patch of human cartilage.
They returned to the work station and analyzed in silence. Meanwhile, Koko was busy removing the repulsive frog from his mouth.
"I'll be in the teacher's lounge until the end of the period," Jinno muttered, hurrying out of the room with a tissue pressed against his nose.
Koko walked up to Sumire, eyes twinkling mischievously, and drawled, "Sumire… why'd you throw smelly frog skin at me?"
The permy haired individual shrugged off the question, "Felt like it. By the way, how'd it taste?"
"I don't know. Try it yourself."
With that comment, the playful student reached out and stuffed the disgusting tissue into Sumire's open mouth. She shrieked in horror and repugnance.
Grinning, she grabbed one of the human cartilage samples and propelled it across the table, aiming for Koko's head. He ducked and the patch of tissue came in contact with Natsume's head.
Glowering dangerously, he took some of the jellyfish pieces and began to busy himself with trying to stuff them down Sumire's throat.
Now, she didn't feel that that was fair and tried to make Mikan join the fight, using her as a meat shield.
Shouting, Mikan frowned at the two opponents. A burst of inspiration brought her to using the faucet as a sort of hose, spraying the boys with a blast of H2O.
Pretty soon, the whole class became involved, all except Hotaru and Luna. The blonde stood in a corner, racking her brain for good pranks, watching Hotaru continue her work, oblivious to the chaos around her.
Peers enjoyed throwing smelly human cartilage, frog tissue, and jellyfish shreds at each other, yelling excitedly over the din of screams. Anna, Nonoko, and Yuu banded together, built a fort, and began pelting any intruders.
Jinno returned to his class, expecting to find a quiet, working environment but instead came face to face with half crazed students armed with their assignments. A vein bulged on his head, anger and fury boiling through his veins.
"What do you think you're all doing?" he yelled, his metal wand raised and emitting dangerous blue sparks.
Immediately, the class halted their activities and scrambled back to their desks. However, the group was totally unaware of the silence around them and continued their little food/tissue/specimen brawl or war.
Jinno lost his patience and an aura of dangerous blue lightning filled the classroom. Everyone screamed and shielded their eyes. He continued frightening the class for the rest of the period.
The bell rang and class was dismissed.
That night, in her fluffy, luxurious, pink bed, Luna's mind sharpened. Her face broke into a smirk; she had devised a plan.
thats was 1 of my shorter stories. thx 4 all the reviews, guys! now i understand y ppl like reviews so much. it givs u a rly good bubbly feelin that ppl actually read ur ff's