A lot of people think they have a bad lot in life. Some complain because they only have one parent or others because their daddy never hugged them enough. You, however, are not one of those people. No, you know for a fact you've got it bad. But you've only recently come to that conclusion.
Your 11 years old. You have no parents. You have little to no money. You live alone in a broken down apartment that smells suspiciously like roadkill. No one in the village you live in likes you. Older people hate you even. Anyone over the age of 16 seems to want you dead and you've only just found out why.
It's actually the reason they all hate you that has led you to the definite conclusion that your life sucks. Turns out you've got a no shit, 20 story tall demon sealed in your stomach. Huh wonder how many other people can boast that little fact.
It's okay though because apparently theres some good news to balance out the bad. Turns out the clone technique you learned from the forbidden scroll was enough for your teacher to pass you. Congradu-fucking -lations now not only are you a demon container but your also a ninja! Yay!
"Ne, Iruka sensei, can we pass on that ramen I think I'm just gunna go home and rest up for tomorrow."
Normally you wouldn't pass on ramen, but today was kind of a big day and you need to go home and think things through.
"Ah sure Naruto, just be sure to be at the academy by 9 to be placed into your team and meet your new sensei."
"Sure no problem."
With that you turn away and walk towards your apartment, lost in thought. So, the reason everyone hates you is because apparently the demon that your hero the 4th 'defeated' was actually sealed inside of you. Well ... that was nice of him. The 4th just dropped off your 'list of people I admire' and onto your 'list of people whos ass I need to kick in the after life' ...hmm you should probably shorten that ones name. Maybe just ' People Who Suck ' yeah thats good. Actually come to think about it mabey you should consolidate every into a list category. We've already got 'people who suck' down. How about "People I Like". ... wow thats a short list. Like really short. 2 thats not even a handful. Theres just Sakura-chan and old man hokage.
Okay yeah your life sucks we've established that. The question is what the hell are you going to do about it? In the past you figgured if you just got everyone to smile then they would like you and the world would be perfect and you could grow up to be hokage and fart rainbows. The revelation that everyone in town hates you with a passion because you have what could arguably be considered the root of all evil sealed away in your stomach kinda puts a damper on that dream."
Well then if no ones gunna like you anyway whats the sense in keeping up the stupid clown act. If they're all gunna hate you anyway that you might as well be the best sarcastic prick you can be! Oh yeah tomorrows going to be a whole lot of fun.