Disclaimer
World: you don't own harry potter
Me: uh huh
World:nuhuh
Me: uh huh
World:nuhuh
Me: uh huh
World:nuhuh
Me: uh huh
World:nuhuh
Me: but I own twilight mwahahaha
World: you don't own that either….
Me: how gayy… stalks off to pout
Ok a harry potter one shot
Harry : ever feel like someone is watching you?
Ron : yeah and have you ever noticed that we have some gay adventure every year and you almost get killed?
Hermione: well that's true first the soucers stone then the chamber of secrets and then peter petigrew then the graveyard then hmmm oh yes the department of mysteys and then snape.
Harry: that's a lot of and thens
Ron: yea it is isn't it
Hermione: I wonder whats going to happen this year
All ponders in thought
Ha ha that sucked
Oh well
I want to know that when I type in mwhahahah it comes up with spelling suggestion marijuana. How do you get drugs from Minolical laughter? DON'T ANSWER THAT I JUST HAD A BLOND MOMENT!
Harry: who said that?
Ron: omg We are being stalked
Hermione: RUN FOR YOUR
LIFES!!
Harry and Ron: wtf?
And that sadly was the end of Hermione. She decided to jump off a cliff because she was hearing voices. (I feel ashamed of my self…)
in memory of Hermione Granger
May she have a peacefull after life.
Harry : wait shes dead?
Me : no shes just in a coffin for fun.
Harry: oh well do you know when shell be done?
Me: slams head up against the wall repeatly until falls unconsuse
also in memory of withlovekalie because she died of hurting herself because of harry shear stupidity