One day Ginny said she was hungry. Ginny was married to Harry. So Harry had to buy her food because she was hungry. Ginny said, "I'm hungry," and Harry went out and got her food.

Harry wanted to give her something special so he got his spear and hunted a thunder bird. Thunder birds were rare and probably didn't exist but that didn't stop Harry because he loved Ginny and Ginny's favorite food was Thunder Bird burgers, even though she had never had it before. She just liked how it sounded.

"Hey Thunder Bird," Harry yelled. "Let me eat you!"

Normally, this wouldn't work, but fortunately for Harry a suicidal Thunder Bird was flying nearby.

"I'm a thunder bird," the thunder bird said. "I also no longer have the will to live, but as I am a bird I cannot shoot myself in the head which is the death I prefer."

Harry was excited that the thunder bird wanted to end it all but he was upset that he didn't have a gun.

"I only have this spear. Would you let me kill you with this?"

The thunder bird shook his enormous head, "No! No, thank you."

"Would you wait here while I get a gun to kill you?" Harry asked.

"Of course," the thunder bird replied.

Harry went back to his house to get a gun but when he got there he found a terrible surprise. Ginny was having the sex with Hermione. They were lesbians, women who like other women. This was a surprise to Harry as he was a man.

"Is this why you wanted a thunder bird burger?" Harry cried.

"Yes, it is is," said Ginny.

"Harry, how could you think a thunder bird is real? Obviously she just wanted to get you out of the house," said Hermione.

"Well, it just so happens that there is a suicidal thunder bird waiting over by the creek. He wants me to kill him with a gun."

"Oh," said Hermione.

"The person who gets me the Thunder Bird will win my heart," Ginny declared.

"Hell no," said Hermione, "I don't like you that much."

"Neither do I," said Harry.

"Well then I think I should end it all," said Ginny.

So, Ginny went to the creek where the thunder bird was waiting to die."

"How about a murder-suicide pact?" Ginny proposed.

"Sounds good," said the thunder bird, "but you'll have to shoot me first."

So Ginny shot the bird and then herself.

Meanwhile, Hermione and Harry came upon their dead bodies by the creek and turned them into burgers.

Everyone lived happily ever after, except for the thunder bird and Ginny because they did not live anymore.