I was given a request for this, a long while ago. I was lazy, sorry. Without that request this story, and others probably, wouldn't have happened. So thank you to the person who gave me this idea, and a few others.. I'll try to work on them.. It could potentially take awhile though.. But anyway, here you go.
There was a red furred khajiit walking along with a brunet nord woman. They were chatting idly about supplies, unaware that one of them would soon be taking a short flight through the heavens.
"Okay, so we need some luna moth wings, honey comb, giant's toes, glow dust, powdered mammoth tusk.. Hey, are you listening?" The nord woman began listing, then stopped when she noticed the glazed over look in the khajiit's eyes. The aforementioned khajiit shook her head a bit after the nord said this.
"Uhh.. Sorry Lydia.. I just got a little distracted..." The khajiit replied, sheepishly rubbing the back of her neck.
"Distracted by what? The grass growing?" Lydia asked with annoyance.
"Well, no. I was just thinking..." The khajiit began before being cut off by Lydia.
"Let me guess: Serana, food, or your new nickname?" Lydia said with an unamused expression. "Or maybe all three." She added after a moment.
"Okay, people need to stop bothering me about Serana, I don't eat THAT much, and why does everyone have to keep calling me that now? It was just one little incident." The khajiit replied with irritation.
"A little incident that lasted for over a month." Lydia answered. "It could be worse you know. They could've started calling you sparkles." Lydia continued with a slightly amused grin.
"That's not much worse than 'Shiny.'" The khajiit, now also known as 'Shiny,' responded.
"Well you admit that it is worse then?" Lydia asked.
"I guess, but-" Shiny started.
"Then your new nickname isn't that bad then." Lydia stated, cutting Shiny off. "At least they're not calling you 'The Dragonborn' anymore. And don't say this is worse, you ranted for over an hour about people calling you that." She continued.
"Alright.. but- hey do you hear someth-" Shiny started to respond, but was suddenly cut off by a giant's club that sent her flying through the air.
Lydia immediately pulled her sword, turning to face the giant. She slashed at its knee, causing it to fall, as it readied its club for another swing. She quickly stabbed it through the bottom of its jaw before it could recover, her sword sinking in until only an inch of the blade was visible. As she pulled the sword from the now dead giant Lydia began searching for Shiny.
A few moments later there was a loud thud as Shiny fell from the heavens, back to the land below. Lydia rushed to her fallen companion's side, and quickly poured a large bottle of the slighty bitter, red healing potion down her throat. She watched with worry as the khajiit's eyes fluttered open.
"L-lydia.." Shiny stated weakly.
"Yes, my thane?" Lydia replied quickly.
"I.."
"You?.."
"I wanna go again!" Shiny exclaimed with excitement. Lydia face-palmed.
"Keeping up with you is going to be the death of me." Lydia muttered as she pulled the giggling khajiit up from the ground and began what would be a very long journey for her to the nearest town.
After about an hour of walking Shiny had a sudden realization.
"Hey Lydia, didn't we need giant's toes?" She asked. Lydia paused for a moment, before face-palming once again.