My first Harry Potter story! It, took a really long time for me to get one up here because I've wanted to do it justice. I don't really feel worthy of writing fics for such an amazing book... Anyway, this is my new story. The basic idea is you open a book at a random page and write what's happening from someone else's POV. Try it, its fun! I'm going to try and do 5 chapters for each Harry Potter book, so I should hopefully have 35 chapters at the end. These are going to vary in size and quality, so you're going to have to bear with me.

Philosophers Stone, Pg 57, Dudley Dursley

Dudley tried to pay attention to the television. It was one of his favourite shows and, usually, he would be glued to the screen. But these weren't usual circumstances. For one thing, his cousin could run in at any moment and turn him into a dung beetle. Dudley shivered and glanced at the door. He had tried to carry on life normally; watching television, eating, playing on his computer. But it was hard to pretend that nothing was wrong when you had a pig's tail. His parents said that they would go to the hospital and get it removed. He glanced at the door again. Harry would surely want to pay Dudley back for the years of bullying. He would want revenge. And now he could get it... Someone coughed behind him and he almost fell from the chair in fright. He took one look at his cousin, and then ran from the room, his hands clamped firmly over his bottom. He stumbled through the hall and up the stairs, only stopping after he had locked the door to his bedroom. Not that a lock would be much of a problem for him. Dudley dragged his desk across the room and placed it in front of the door. Then he collapsed onto his bed, regretting, his many sessions of Harry-Hunting for the first time.

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