Livin' la Vida Tofu, an initial d fanfic

Author's Notes: Another song which people are certain to know: "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. The parody is about Bunta and how he mourns his job: selling tofu.

Disclaimer: Initial D does not belong to be. I don't own it, but hell, I'm borrowing it, and if you don't like it, tough shit.

Livin' la Vida Tofu

by Takin aka Supaa Saiyajin Trinity

My son has no ambition

When he drives the Eight-Six

It has a great transmission

And he performs some astounding tricks

Me, I'm a car technician

Who sells tofu, smokes all night

I mourn my ill position,

Hate it with all my might

I should be out a-drifting

Despite the wind and the rain

Instead I live this tofu life

My disgust I can not feign

I feel another migraine

In my corner shop

I'm livin' la vida tofu

Goddamn, I hate this glop

Livin' la vida tofu

Yes, Bunta is my name

And this is the hell that I go through

I wish I could stop

Livin' la vida tofu

I'm livin' la vida tofu

Woke up my son this morning

Just barely half-past four

I know he thinks

Driving is boring

But still I load tofu through the door

I sell it cause I hate it

Although it's no use to complain

Once I had a taste of it

I never was the same

Yeah, I nearly went insane

In my corner shop

I'm livin' la vida tofu

Goddamn, I hate this glop

Livin' la vida tofu

Yes, Bunta is my name

And this is the hell that I go through

I wish I could stop

Livin' la vida tofu

I'm livin' la vida tofu

I should be out a-drifting

Despite the wind and the rain

Instead I live this tofu life

And it just drives me insane

Do I really have to explain?

In my corner shop

I'm livin' la vida tofu

Goddamn, I hate this glop

Livin' la vida tofu

Yes, Bunta is my name

And this is the hell that I go through

I wish I could stop

Livin' la vida tofu

In my corner shop

I'm livin' la vida tofu

Goddamn, I hate this glop

Livin' la vida tofu

Yes, Bunta is my name

And this is the hell that I go through

I wish I could stop

Livin' la vida tofu