TDI vs. TNC Season 2

That's right! I'm writing season 2 along with season one! This season has the cast from Revenge of the Island, along with Alejandro and Sierra, since they hadn't come out with World Tour when I started Season 1. Don't worry about not knowing any characters, as I reintroduce them all, anyway. I also promise not to give away any spoilers of season 1 until I actually get to it in my first fan fiction.

None of the original cast is here, so don't expect to see them. I'm also working on season 3 with my sister, but that's mainly so I can put up chapters as soon as I'm done with the first two seasons so you guys don't have to wait. Ain't I nice?

Okay, without further ado, here's you piece of crap, er, I mean, fan fiction.

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to TDI, or anything to do with it. Pssh, I wish.

CHAPTER 1 - Re-united, and it's Gonna Feel so Crappy!

Everyone has a hero. For me, it's TV's Ted Johnson, who hosts his own TV show that pits teams against each other for ultimate glory. My show, Total Drama Island, was on his show just one summer ago. The teens, Chef, and I had to compete in challenges, some even crazier than mine! But why wouldn't they be? Ted is where I get my inspiration.

In addition to having a hero, nearly everyone (everyone who's normal, that is) has a nemesis. Someone who frustrates and complicates matters at every turn. My rival's name is Christine VonPerfect, and she is the host of the show "Terribly Nice Camp." Bleh, more like Terribly Fake Camp (it didn't even take place in a camp.) Christine called me and my awesome show out and, just last summer, we competed against each other.

But now, all was calm. All was peaceful. But that was about to change drastically! Starting with that exclamation point!

I got a phone call about a week into summer. I was sitting in my house, messing up Wikipedia entries when I got the call.

"Hello?" I said.

"Hello, this Theodore Johnson," the person on the other end said. There was a pause as I wondered who that was. "Also known as Ted."

"Oh, hey Ted!" I greeted enthusiastically, "I was just watching the last episode of that last season. The look on Christine's face is even better when you watch it on High Def."

"I'm sure," Ted replied, "How did that last season of Total Drama go? I believe you introduced new contestants?"

"Yeah. It was great. We returned to the island. Can you believe a wee little nerdlet won?" I asked.

"Hardly," Ted laughed.

"So, what did you need?" I wondered.

"Are you aware that Christine basically copied you?" he said.

"To what extent?" I replied.

"Well, obviously her show in general is copying you," he said, "But in the third season she decided to split her teens into three teams, much like you did."

"What?"

"But that isn't the worst of it," Ted continued, "Just this last season of TNC, she introduced and entirely new cast of contestants, and returned to the original mansion. Also, she brought back two people from her third season, whom, as I found out, she only brought on because you introduced Alejandro and Sierra."

I didn't know what to say. How did I not know of this? I thought Christine and her stupid show were done!

"What I'm trying to say, Chris," Ted concluded, "Would you and your new contestants like to come back to my show for a whole new season?"

I really don't want to end it here, but I feel like I have to. Next chapter we get Chris's response, even though we already know what it is.

Hope you enjoyed this pathetically short chapter! Next one will be longer! I promise! In the mean time, R & R!