The water was smooth and warm and velvety, wrapping around Sakura like a never ending blanket. After a long day at the hospital, the kunoichi was grateful to have the water heater to herself. If Kakashi could waste three hours in here, why can't she?
'Speaking of the lazy nin, where was he anyway?' Sakura thought, disregarding it quickly and lathering herself with her favorite coconut body wash.
At that moment, Kakashi was filling a bucket with icy cold water and ice cubes, with all of its glorious condensation hugging the sides; he carefully carried it to the bathroom. Normally he would climb on in there and fuck her till the water ran cold, but he figured this could be just as fun. Sakura was oblivious, running out the hot water and humming tunelessly, while her lover planned out his prank. He knew that after he did this she might totally decapitate him, but it was a risk he was willing to take. He grinned underneath his mask.
She continued to hum, lathering herself with the scented scrub, while the Copy Ninja sneaked in without a sound. Quickly he pulled back the shower curtain, Sakura's head snapped quickly to see what was going on. Instincts prepared her for an attacker wielding a kunai, but not her masked boyfriend holding a giant bucket.
"Hey what are you-"
Water and ice splashed all over her nude form. Muscles shuddered and goose bumps sprang up and she let out an angry shriek.
"OH YOU BASTARD!"
Hot water gone cold, ice laid on the ground from where it was launched at the medic nin. Bright green eyes glared the meanest glower Kakashi had ever seen her wear. He gave her a happy eye crease before he noticed her distended nipples. He stared unabashedly while Sakura hurried to cover herself.
"You're a fuckin' bastard. Y'know that?" she snapped.
Kakashi looked up, unashamed by his open ogling. "I don't see what the big deal is. It's just water."
"Just water! It's fucking cold water!" Sakura's teeth were starting to chatter.
"So? You don't seem to mind it much." He gestured toward her boobs.
She let out a growl as a warning, but Kakashi ignored it. He took some steps forward causing Sakura to take a step back, her bubblegum locks sticking to her forehead and back pressed against cooling tile.
"Back off," she snarled.
"What?" Kakashi scoffed innocently, bending down to pick up an ice cube that had begun melting.
"What in the fuck are you doing?" she barked, arms crossed over her bare and obviously chilled breasts.
"Just showing you how nice the cold can be," he said politely, pulling his mask down.
Sakura let her eyes slip close as Kakashi put the ice in his mouth and leaned in for a kiss.
It felt amazing.
Her mouth was hot and his was frigid but she warmed it up with her tongue. It felt like Christmas and it felt like July. It was a snowstorm and it felt like fireworks. He passed the cube into her mouth, although now it was more a sliver of winter than an actually cube.
She growled and he hummed his approval when slippery cold fingers slid into his pants.
"Don't think that dousing me with cold as shit water will get you sex mister…" she murmured as she started to stroke.
And with a gasp of agreement the shower was shut off and the ice was left to finish melting in the presence of the two lovers, loving each other in one of the warmest ways they knew.