One day Nathan decided that he needed a new pitchfork so he went up to Pickles and was all like hey where the fuck can I buy a pitchfork and Pickles was all like why didn't your voice do that weird guitar riff that happens all the time when you say fuck and Nathan was all like because it's after season three you douchebag and then Pickles said yea like we really needed to see Murderface's penis then Murderface walked in and said my cock is beautiful thankyou very much all the ladies say so and then Toki walked in and said you don't's even gets any ladie because you ams uglys and homosckectuals and Squizzgah isn't in this story because I don't how to spell it.
Then Charles walked in and said Do work so they all said fuck you robot and kicked him in the balls he was really upset with them and it made them feel bad so they called him a dildo and did what he said anyway because they are a bit special.
Nathan started writing a song about needing a new pitchfork because I forgot that's the story started and thought I'd bring it back around so Toki said you am can just gets a pitchforks from the kitchen because he thought Nathan meant a regular fork but when Nathan explained that it was a giant fork Toki was all like whats do you needs a giants forks for? We don'ts got no giant foods and Nathan called him a dildo and that was the new song that they wrote that day.