AN: okay I've been putting this off mostly because at first I was having detachment issues from my first and main fic "life as the unknown ninja" then when I started to want to do this I had no idea what to do… so I gave it some serious thought and decided partly on what to do….. BTW this is not like a one shot, I'm sure I'll do more, later in time I'm not doing life of the unknown. Enjoy and please review!

Simon awoke Monday morning to his watch alarm beeping softly, he quickly turned it off so he wouldn't have a chance of waking Alvin or Theodore. It WAS six am and they WERE grouches in the morning. Simon went to his closest and brought out his usual blue hoody, a blue and white polo, and an old pair of jeans before slowly going into the bathroom. Simon brushed his teeth with his usual blue toothbrush that for some reason tasted like soap, he sighed and stripped himself of his pajamas and hopping in the shower. Simon turned it all the way to hot and put shampoo in his hair he let the hot soapy water run down his body before he grabbed the soap and scrubbed every bit of his body. Simon got out and grabbed his usual blue towel with its usual big "S" on it and dried off, he dressed himself making sure there were no wrinkles on him.

Simon brought his dirty laundry downstairs and threw them in the wash. He went to the kitchen, Dave was reading the paper at the table, Simon got a glass of orange juice and sat down across from him. Dave slowly looked up then gave Simon the stock page as usual, Simon checked the stocks that he had invested in up 6 points! The ones Alvin invested in wend down 16… and Theodore's stayed the same for the second week in a row. Simon neatly folded his paper and put it down.

In the close distance it was from upstairs Simon heard the loud whine of the two alarm clocks, when they stopped he heard an annoyed chattering and then a thump, Simon sighed. Soon after groggy Theodore came downstairs unshowered and in his green pjs.

"Alvin beat you to the bathroom again" Simon asked

"Yeah… he gets so violent…. I think I should get used to getting it last…."

"Maybe if you woke up five minutes before Alvin you'll get it first"

"I know but its hard for me to change….."

Simon shrugged and popped two pieces of bread in the toaster, when his bread came out as toast he buttered it and brought it to the table. Alvin came downstairs in his red polo and teased Theodore.

"The bathroom is all yours now" he laughed as Theodore slowly went upstairs.

Simon was eating his toast in silence until Alvin snatched up his second piece.

"HEY" Simon whined at him and Dave glanced up

"Alvin why did you take his toast?" Dave asked

"He never would have finished it anyway" Alvin protested



"We never get to see because you take it every morning!" Simon wailed

"What-ever" Alvin walked out of the room

Simon sighed and stared at the half eaten toast and took the last few bites. He got up and headed to the living room, he slid on his keds and picked up his bag before walking out the door. Simon stood at the bus stop, he was early. A few minutes later Theodore walked up and they were standing together for the bus. When the bus came Alvin was running like crazy to get there he was panting and when he got on the only seat left was next to his mortal enemy Brittany Miller.

"So Alvin how was your vacation?" Brittany asked. Alvin just stared at the seat. "ALVIN. HOW. WAS. YOUR. VAY-CA-TION?"

"FIIIINE" Alvin instigated

"Alvin you are such a jerk!" Brittany kicked him off the seat into the isle.

Simon got to his new assigned locker, 109, right next to 107, Janette Miller's locker. He smiled when she came up and started fiddling with her lock, Simon felt kind of funny, like there was a feather in his stomach tickling his insides. Simon hurried to his first class, World History, his first day in his first class. He took the seat in the front at a short two person table with a black top. The room slowly filled and nobody took the seat by him, he was fine with that.

Simon was sitting quietly until the chair next to him pulled out and a small red bodied person plopped down in it, he looked over and gasped before squeaking.

"What are you doing here?!" he squealed unhappily and made the whole class stop and stare.

"This is my first class, DUH, gosh what is your problem!" Alvin said rudely.

"uuugh…." Simon buried his head in his arms

AN: alright, short ass chapter but I want to get back to my other story, fuck it. Meh, if you no likey blowey, I like my other one bettah! Nyah! Wheres my nachos….. GIMME NACHO! Mmmm nacho. Now….. Q. what arey you gonna do today A. the same thing I do everyday! Try to to take over the world with my crappy fanfiction! MUAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!! nyah