A/N: *searchesforpicturesofDeidara * *getspictureofRainbowDash* huh? Oh, author's note. So, I had to sit and wait for something for a long time...and I had my phone with me...so I wrote this :D It's a bit too long to be a drabble, but who really cares~ oh, and I don't own Naruto.
"Sempai?"
Deidara didn't look up from the sculpture he had in his hands. The little bird was almost finished. Just a few more tweaks...
"Sempai?"
The head is out of proportion...
"Sempai?"
Hm...should I flatten the beak slightly...?
"Sempai?"
Don't respond, don't respond...
"Sempai?"
Maybe if I ignore it it'll go away...
"Sempai, why is your hair so long?"
"Because I grew it out, Tobi," Deidara half-growled. So much for not giving in.
"Why?" The orange-masked Akatsuki member bounced up and down on the bench next to his sempai, happy that his ingenious conversation starter had worked.
"Because I felt like it," Deidara responded, still perfecting his clay bird.
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's always been long, can you shut up now, hmm?"
"Tobi thinks sempai looks like a girl."
"I do not look like a girl."
"Don't worry sempai! You're a pretty girl!"
"I'm NOT a girl, un!"
"But you look like a girl."
"Haven't you got anything better to do?"
"Girls might not like sempai if they think he's a girl too!"
"I don't care, un."
"So sempai doesn't like girls?"
"That's not what I meant. I'm an S-ranked criminal, I don't have leave to try and attract-"
"Ooh! Tobi knows! Tobi can cut sempai's hair for him!"
"I don't want my hair cut, un! I like it this way."
"So sempai wants to look like a girl?"
Giving up, Deidara threw down his sculpture. It splatted into a formless mass on the ground. "Can you just be quiet?!"
Sasori entered the room. He glared at the arsonist and the lollipop. "I'm sorry, some people are trying to work. Do you two want to die? Or can you just be quiet?"
Tobi gasped and pointed at Deidara. "That's what she said!"
It was then that Deidara thought of a new use for his ball of clay. He employed it.
Tobi stopped bothering him.