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It was just a prank. He love his teme very much, but it has to be done. When Sasuke was out on his next mission, Naruto added some bleach in Sasuke's personal shampoo. Just a wee bit. Or so he thought after Naruto dumped the empty bleach bottle in the trash.

When Sasuke returned, Naruto was the first to greet him with a hug and a kiss. He led him to the couch where Naruto would sit on his lap and kiss him some more.

Sasuke could feel his blood running cold. He love his dobe very much, but his skin is tingling.

"Narut-"

"Sasukeh, I miss you!" Fuck. I'm getting the hell out.

"I'mgoingtotakeashowersodon'tbotherme." Scared shitless Sasuke pulled away from cuddly Naruto and make a dash to the bathroom. He needed one anyways, he just got back from a mission. Naruto lies down on the couch and waits very patiently; All good things come to those who wait.

He hears the door slide then the water running. He hears some clothing ruffling and Naruto make note to buy Sasuke some new clothes. For the next few minutes, Naruto listens to the water and ponders why he's such an ass to his lovely boyfriend. 'It's because I love him. It must be because I love that I do the things he hate.' Somehow that sounded legit, in Naruto's logic.

"Make sure you wash your hair!" Oh, who was he kidding. Sasuke always put extra effort in his hair.

"…"

When the sound of running water stopped, it was the cue for Naruto to make his get-away. He makes a quick clone and escape through the window.

He could see it now. Sasuke is wiping any excess water droplets off his face and when he removes the towel and stares at the window, his eyebrows are going to furrow and his face is going to scrunch in anger and his mouth is going to be wide and-

"MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN NARUTO! I'M GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"

Naruto giggles on the rooftop. He loves his teme very much. But right now, it may not be advantageous to see Sasuke so he'll just have to camp in Sakura's apartment.

Sasuke storms into the living room his Sharingan activated and sees the Naruto clone on the couch. He grabs the nearest kunai knife and hurls it at Naruto who dodges it effortlessly. Suddenly Naruto clone appears in front of Sasuke and wraps his arms around Sasuke's neck.

"You're hair color is really sexy," Naruto clone whispers, kisses him on the lips, and disappears in a puff of smoke.

Nearby, in an old friend's apartment a blond laughs hysterically but the pinkette wasn't so sure.

EPILOGUE

"Teme, I'm home. I got you a new set of ANBU attire seeing how your last one was in rags from the missi- AHHH!"

Naruto found himself on the floor, bounded by snakes. Sasuke emerge from the shadows and the snakes tightened it's hold on Naruto.

"Naruto, you've been a bad boy haven't you?" knelt Sasuke in his newly acquired blond hair. Naruto shivers then yelped in pain when Sasuke drew blood on his neck.

"I'm going fuck you so hard that you won't be able to walk for a week. I'm going to take you raw for all the miserable grief you caused me," breathed Sasuke, staring straight into Naruto's eyes.

So that's that.

So I was suppose to do homework but my head was full of fantasies so meh; homework? What homework?

Not sure how much grammar mistakes are there. But hopefully not too much to piss people.

I'm still kinda new to . Took me forever to figure out how to publish stories. FF, why you so hard to work with? TT^TT